2 definitions by Cloud 99

to be exagerratedly stupid,high and retarded
Sean: What the fuck is your problem?
Ashton: I'm Disted as hell...fuck cloud 9 i'm on cloud 99 !
Sean: Woww !
by Cloud 99 November 22, 2009
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An Extremly Small Penis
1:Do You have a Poco Perner?
2:A What ?
1: A Lil Pee Pee ?!
2:Smh
by Cloud 99 November 22, 2009
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