4 definitions by Christoper M Norton
At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.
Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.
Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.
by Christoper M Norton March 4, 2007
Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
by Christoper M Norton May 12, 2006
People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
by Christoper M Norton December 16, 2005
1) A well composed/happy person.
2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."
2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."
by Christoper M Norton January 9, 2006