3 definitions by Chris B dot

cat thermometer

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

by Chris B dot April 13, 2007

text sp

When you check your cell phone because you think you have a new text and you actually don't, but 2 seconds later you receive one. A form of ESP, also known as commanding your phone to receive a text message just by looking at it.

I had text sp this morning. I was expecting a reply text from this person but when I checked my phone there was nothing. 2 seconds later, they texted me.

by Chris B dot April 11, 2007

i m

Short for "immature." To be used when you don't want to say the word "immature" because saying the word itself when refering to someone is in itself immature.

Am I going out with that girl from the bar again tonight? Hell no son, she was way i m. Only like 21 or some shit.

by Chris B dot April 13, 2007