Chris's definitions

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005

spunkfunker

funking of spunk,making punk funky

Spunkfunker beat my ass today.

by Chris March 30, 2005

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 8, 2005

Apal8385

A homosexual male who thinks he is a bad ass. A fatbastard. Someone who acts as if they should be in middle school still.

Did you see apal8385, what a loser.

by chris March 8, 2005

lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest

The lamb of god is the best

by chris February 19, 2005

anthony ho

a guy who likes being called a ho

yesterday i saw a ho at the std clinic

by chris February 18, 2005