Chris's definitions

Paris Hilton

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.

I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????

by Chris January 1, 2005

go juice

Coffee. Term usually used in the morning. "Go-go juice" is appropriate as well.

I need some go juice to get through the morning.

by Chris February 15, 2004

wrotten

The word that "special" people use, for they do not understand the concept of the word written.

"You have that wrotten down?"asked Ms. Fralick."No, i don't because wrotten isn't a word." Ms. Fralick is a special person and should not leave the house with out her helmet

by chris May 13, 2005

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

by Chris May 13, 2005

chava

The people who hang around on street corners, hurl abuse at passers by, smoke all the time and dress entirely in sportswear. Chavas is a term used almost expressly in the North East of England and is often used to refer to any ne'er do well who would steal your eyes if you weren't looking.

After I shouted a retort back at them, the chavas chased me up the street but they promptly collapsed in a fit of smokers' coughs.

by Chris May 3, 2003

Mighty Mighty BossToneS

A band that began the genre of "ska-core". Excellent band, most people just suck too much dick to realize how amazing they are, but for some reason, still rock out to Linkin Park.

All the BossToneS albums are amazing.

by Chris November 29, 2003

marines

stands for
M uscles
A re
R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment

Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines

by chris January 27, 2005