Chris's definitions

snope

Slang meaning no....

Matt: Hey Chris did you do the math?
Chris: Snope

by Chris November 17, 2004

dinger

Your head, or dome

I'll take a ringer to the dinger, thank you very much.

by Chris January 27, 2004

dsl

a female with dick-suckin-lips!!

Damn... you see that girl...baby got DSL

by Chris February 21, 2005

Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

by Chris January 21, 2005

wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

by Chris May 13, 2005

juke

a term used commonly in the Chicago area referring to Juke Music, or the type of dancing done to Juke Music, which is usually fast-passed azz movin.

"we was juke'n all night!"

by Chris May 22, 2004

Cock Socket

Slang for a female that you want to fuck.
alt: Slang for the holes in the female you want to fuck.

She looks piss drunk. I'm gonna ram that cock socket all fucking night mother fucker!

by Chris June 7, 2003