Chris's definitions

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 2, 2005

sidelines

to tell them after your done beefing with one person they are next

yo after im done with your boy im going to see you on the sidelines

by chris January 12, 2005

deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003

For Those About To Rock

A song written by AC/DC that actually uses CANONS for some of the sound. It was on a record, and soon on a remastered CD & a live CD.
It's a song that inspired a lot of people, especially with the line "For Those About To Rock, We Salute You".

For those about to rock,
We salute you!
For those about to rock,
We salute you!

by Chris June 21, 2004

Nintendo Music

Extremely silly and/or childish music. Often found in Nintendo video games and also in Serious Sam's title screen.

Serious Sam has Nintendo Music on the startup screen.

by Chris March 26, 2003

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002