Chris's definitions

jam session

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.

Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.

by Chris February 7, 2005

bwahaha

Evil laugh, sometimes refering to a person who believes he is evil and powerful, yet is small and useless.

Bwahaha i'm going to take over the world!

by Chris February 15, 2004

Snipdick

Someone who has a snipped dick
also see circumcision & Burak

Burak's got a snipdick

by Chris July 10, 2003

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

skull cap

slamming a chick from behind,and clocking her in the back of the head with brass knuckles right after you blow.

jennny didnt know she wouldnt remember any of this tomorrow. she didnt know tommy was going to skull cap her, and knock her sorry ass out.

by chris April 13, 2005

Trigger Happy T.V.

The British version of the MTV show Jackass...This show is better because the pranks and stunts are pulled on spectators and people of the public with no notice of what is occuring

AIRS ON COMEDY CENTRAL WEEKNIGHTS AT 8:00 pm Eastern Time...Watch it!!!

by Chris June 26, 2003

manbroth

The water that's left in the bathtub once a guy steps out of it.

Hell if I'm gonna bathe in someone else's manbroth.

by chris February 16, 2005