Chris's definitions

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

crass

punk band from the 70's in england. thought to be the originaters of anarchy in punk.

Oi! John is a fucking Crasshole!

by Chris September 16, 2004

seussical

A play based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Targeted to the homosexual community in dancing and some of the lyrics

Bob: I saw Seussical last night
Eric: Is that why you just tapped my ass?

by Chris February 19, 2005

attention whore

A female online who will say anything so she becomes the current discussion topic.

Eg: I have nudes. I will cyber. Look at me on webcam, I am naked.

by Chris January 19, 2004

lugie

a spid wad made by sucking the mucous into the back of your throat and combining it with saliva.

That was a gross lugie he just spat, it's green.

by Chris September 2, 2003

Alf

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

by chris November 6, 2004