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tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.
The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.
by Chris March 26, 2003
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ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture
by chris January 17, 2005
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LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.
by chris July 12, 2003
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rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"
Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!
by chris October 9, 2004
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Da Bears

1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
Deriv. Chicago Bears football skit on SNL, Lat.
"Da bears, da bears, da bears, etc..."
Pl. "Wow, I can get lost in d'em bears!"
by Chris January 9, 2005
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Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris January 7, 2006
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mpec

Basterdized synonym of no respect - usually used by itself, with one hand cupped over mouth, and one hand waving towards the ground.

Used to make fun of someone.
mpec! mmmmpec!

As in: "oh shit, did you see that nasty hoe that phat has been ice grillin?!"
by Chris December 21, 2004
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