Chris's definitions

FC

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A FC is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a Funny Crotch or Anteater.

I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he's a FC!

by Chris March 15, 2005

Wiggette

1) A stupid ass white girl who acts, talks, and dresses like she is a poor black girl from the hood and only dates black guys.
2) A stupid bitch who thinks only dating black guys will compensate for all the guys of her own race who were not attracted to her.

"Abbey turned down my friend Jonathan because he is white, even though she is white she said she only dates black guys, she is such a wiggette!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

by Chris February 11, 2005

Butter Face

A girl whos got a nice body but makes u gag when u see her face.

Man! Look at that chick. (She turns around) Oops, BUTTER FACE>

by Chris March 2, 2004

ExponentialEvil

The gayest gay to have ever gayed in all gaydom. i.e. the king of all that is, was, and ever will be even remotely related to anything gay

ExponentialEvil is gay.

by Chris March 3, 2005

hard in the paint

of dirty south origin, to go hard in the paint is to get crunk in your ride and just chill on the block.

"we gonna go hard in the paint"

by Chris February 21, 2003

juke

a term used commonly in the Chicago area referring to Juke Music, or the type of dancing done to Juke Music, which is usually fast-passed azz movin.

"we was juke'n all night!"

by Chris May 22, 2004