Chris's definitions

cnotte

Cnotte is a poor man who has learned how to live off the very little doe he earns.
Also used as a verb.

I'm feeling very cnotte this check better last two weeks.

As a verb.

I've cnotted all month long.

I'm cnotting right now can't afford to go out.

by Chris January 28, 2005

Seahorse

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.

Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.

by Chris December 1, 2004

kape

Slang term for okay.

Originally developed by me, because I'm leet.

Hey you want to go to the mall?

Kape.

by Chris October 15, 2004

hick metal

Cowboys singing death metal.

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.

by Chris January 25, 2005

waterworld

1. Michigan, coined by the rap group Binary Star, refers to the Great Lakes surrounding the mitten.

2. A really bad Kevin Costner movie.

One.Be.Lo is the illest rapper in waterworld.

Did you see that movie waterworld? It was balls.

by Chris March 4, 2005

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

by Chris April 11, 2005