Chris's definitions

titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.

The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)

by Chris December 28, 2003

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Bred in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two men had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

My american bulldog is big

by chris May 28, 2005

CD

Initals of some one that has a first name that starts with a C and the last name starts with a D

Hey C.D. get over here

by Chris January 20, 2005

douche

A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.

"look at that douche, he cheats on her"

by Chris March 27, 2005

C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003

cased

To be quite intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

I was so cased last night I couldn't drive home.

by Chris August 29, 2003

X-Men

(ok why would Xmen be slang and who cares if it is)
A show that is on ABC Family that comes on the air it was on the air in the '90s and in to 2000. it also has a bunch of movies that little kids see

Luc: you want to see X-Men
Me: No there movies suck
Luc: FIne i'm going to talk to a 14 year old girl from Canada
Me: you sick basturd

by Chris May 13, 2005