Chris's definitions

Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 5, 2003

christos

Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.

Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)

by chris February 1, 2005

Bitchahoy

Bitchahoy means ur a bitch and u fuck your mother

Oh my god that dude is a bitchahoy.

by Chris October 3, 2004

5 0

cops, skateboardling grind where only the back truck grinds and the front is in the air

Dude, I was trying a 5-0 on that ledge but the 5-0 came and kicked us out

by chris March 17, 2003

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

mac mini

A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.

Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.

by Chris January 19, 2005

lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

by Chris May 14, 2004