Chris's definitions

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005

Darkstar

An Awesome Glitcher That Owns You All!

Darkstar Just Owned Me At Glitching.

by chris October 24, 2004

mexicali

Term that refers to a cool mexican. As most of them are Gangster wannabes it was needed to refer to the hispanics that arent idiots.

"Who are all these mexicans sitting at out table?"
"Nah dude, there cool, there Mexicalies

by Chris February 2, 2005

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Faggotry

1. The art of being homosexual

2. Used to describe a situation that might be deemed "gay

1. You guys are having gay sex in my room, what faggotry!

2. Stephanie, the situations you put me through, now that is some hardcore faggotry

by Chris March 22, 2005

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

boylover

An adult, male or female, with a sexual and/or psychological attraction to young male children.

I thought Jon always hanging out with kids was kind of strange, then he confided in me that is a boylover.

by Chris September 21, 2003