Chris's definitions

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

FrozenBacon

Ultra l33t cs player. Can also be seen posting at HL fallout. Says he has gave up the game but can be see lurking around in select underground servers. Highly dangerous.

CanadianBacon is his lesser brother.

Oh man, I have just been pwned by the rare FrozenBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002