Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 04, 2009

Brown bangle

After a hard, deep anal fisting session, there should be a brown ring around your wrist- this is a 'Brown bangle' and should be worn with pride!
More adventurous folk will sport a Brown Armband

Hey Kev, saw that bitch of yours limping aroung town yesterday...
I rolled up my sleeve to show him my brown bangle- nuff said

by Chilli ring November 04, 2009

GAC

GAC: acronym for 'guilty as charged', used on several occasions in 'Cougar Town' series one, episode seven

Jeez just been in the can and there's an eight-ounce floater-who did'nt flush?
A hand went up....'GAC' said the shy girl

by chilli ring November 07, 2009

showing pink

when a girl holds her cunt lips open for you

good strip club?
real good- the girls were showing pink

by Chilli ring November 04, 2009

alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

guestbook bagger

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.

Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!

by chilli ring November 10, 2009

cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 12, 2009