Chilli ring's definitions

guestbook bagger

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.

Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!

by chilli ring November 10, 2009

cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

GAC

GAC: acronym for 'guilty as charged', used on several occasions in 'Cougar Town' series one, episode seven

Jeez just been in the can and there's an eight-ounce floater-who did'nt flush?
A hand went up....'GAC' said the shy girl

by chilli ring November 7, 2009

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves

posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger

by chilli ring November 7, 2009

ha-sip ha-sip

ha-sip ha-sip :Thai/ English expression means 50-50

Is that a girl or a guy?
hmmm... ha-sip ha-sip
arggh ladyboy!

by chilli ring November 7, 2009

999 girl

999 girl- you keep her number, but only ring her in emergency

in the US of A she'd be a 911 girl

don't like her much but she fucks- I'll keep her as a 999 girl

by chilli ring November 5, 2009