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Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004
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It's a basic concept called "compromise" benefiting everyone, and it can be achieved by voting independent.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004
Get the Independent mug.God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.
I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
Get the Clear Eyes mug.See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.
Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.
Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.
Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.
Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.
Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.
Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?
Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...
Alex: Have you ever?
Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.
Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?
Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...
Alex: Have you ever?
Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.
Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008
Get the bisexual mug.Teacher who lies about his life experiences. Example of stories that aren't true are his antics in Damascus, Denmark, and Poland. Often reffered to as "Gue" by Cricket buddies and students who mock him.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003
Get the Carcanague mug.Also known as Godsmack, a post-grunge alternative metal band known for ripping off Metallica. Vocalist Sully Erna sings as if doing a bad James Hetfield impression and steals song names and ideas from Metallica albums. Godsmack's newest album contains two songs with identical titles as Metallica tracks, "Bleeding Me" (from Load) and "Temptation" (a St. Anger b-side). Blatantly ripped off from Metallica is Godsmack's "The Enemy", with an uncanny resemblance to "Sad But True" (The Black Album). Ironically, the lyrics in this song relate to a cheap, sub-standard mockery of an original. Sully sings "I know, everbody knows you're tryin' to be like me... but even at your best as a man you couldn't equal half of me." Maybe James should have written that song about Sully.
Any Metallica fan listening to Godsmack will burst out in laughter when they see the obvious mimicry.
Any Metallica fan listening to Godsmack will burst out in laughter when they see the obvious mimicry.
Metallica let Godsmack open for them on the "Madly in Anger With You Tour" '04 to make themselves look like gods in comparison. Godsmack was just Metallica Jr.
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 20, 2006
Get the Metallica Jr. mug.A shortened term for anabolic steroids, a hormone group injected into the bloodstream that rapidly increases the rate of tissue growth, particularly muscle. Roid usage is most common amongst younger athletes and wannabe bodybuilders with no brains, no patience, no dedication, and no actual strength. Those who use roids literally trade their balls for fast muscle growth, as if taking years off their lives was not enough.
Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.
Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.
Instead of being a real man by working hard, eating right, and being dedicated, Roger decided to cheat and use roids. He was diesel in a few weeks, but couldn't take off his shirt because of his horrible bacne problem, and couldn't bang any of the chicks he met because he can't get it up anymore. Now he's pretty much back where he started. Way to go, Roger.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 4, 2007
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