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1.) How people in New Jersey do NOT pronounce "Jersey". Residents of New Jersey are known to pronounce some select words in funny ways. "Jersey" is not one of them.
2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
Mario: I've been in Jersey for 20 years give or take and have never heard anyone pronounce it like "joisey" before!
Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 10, 2007
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Jerry: Don't laugh, it's not funny.
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Jerry: Don't laugh, it's not funny.
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There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.
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Emilio: What are you drinking?
Raj: Miller Lite.
(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)
Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.
Raj: Miller Lite.
(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)
Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007
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MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!
(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)
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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!
MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!
(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)
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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!
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