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Joisey

1.) How people in New Jersey do NOT pronounce "Jersey". Residents of New Jersey are known to pronounce some select words in funny ways. "Jersey" is not one of them.

2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
Mario: I've been in Jersey for 20 years give or take and have never heard anyone pronounce it like "joisey" before!

Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 10, 2007
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KKKramer

Any comedian who, after being heckled, says some nasty things about afro-americans.
KKKramer: I'm deeply, deeply sorry for using the N-word.

(audience laughter)

Jerry: Don't laugh, it's not funny.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2006
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World's Hottest Women

Something everyone on urbandictionary.com believes their respective country has.
Nationalistic Virgin: In our nation of (insert country no one cares about such as Estonia/Serbia/Honduras/Canada), we have the world's hottest women!

Normal Person: No, you don't.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 4, 2007
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Hoegaarden

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.
Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007
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Cannes

1. Where Michael Moore goes to receive felattio for his movies when nobody in the United States is buying his garbage.

2. Home of a famous pornographic film festival.
1. (Michael Moore steps off his private jet and arrives in Cannes)

MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!

(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)
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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2007
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The Pussycat Dolls

The Slipknot of R&B/Pop music, consisting of seven or so scantily clad young women, only two of which are actually doing anything. The Dolls are former strippers and have produced some of the most nauseatingly trite songs of the current millenium. Still, we'd all like to splooge on their collective stomachs.
The Pussycat Dolls regularly engage in deviant group sex with throngs of large african-american men.
by Chernorizets Hrabr May 6, 2007
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Pamela Anderson

Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse.
Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.

Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007
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