Chaz Walker's definitions

Sylar

Sylar is a charactor in the T.V. show hereos. There's already a good description of him on UD, so I'm just adding an alternate description.

Sylar, used as a verb.

When you want to look inside of someone's head and see what the hell they were thinking. Especially stupid people who won't or can't "get it," and you just wanna see why they can't. You wanna fix 'em.

My brother's drinking again.

Again?!?! He knows how it destroys his life, what the hell is he thinking.

I dunno. I wanna Sylar around in his head for a few minutes and see if I can't fix him.

by Chaz Walker January 29, 2009

iGo

The (usually false) air of superiority someone develops when they have a lot of Apple products. It's a play on the letter "i" used by Apple for most of its products, and the word "ego."

John: I have the iMac, the iPod, the iSink, the iPlant, and the Mac Book Wheel! I'm so awesome.

Jane: You need to get your iGo in check, John!

John: OH! I'm also buying an iPhone too!

by Chaz Walker February 11, 2009

35mm Film

An antique memory-card (read:canister) used by people before the invention of flash memory. The canisters held very few images (twenty-four, or, sometimes, thirty-six), and the only card readers were very expensive, so people usually had to have the cards read at Photo-Labs. The process of reading the cards was called "developing", and only late in the game would be provided in a digital form; usually you had to scan the photos in from the paper copies.

John: Where does the memory card go in this camera Mom?

Jane: That's a 35mm film camera...

John: What's 35mm film? I've never even heard of that memory card.

Jane: ...

by Chaz Walker May 5, 2009

Awefull

If awesome is something that has some awe, then awefull would be something that has all awe.

Awefull > Awequitealot > Awesome.

Not to be confused with awful or aweful (both of which are lame things.

Facebook event:
Adam Eve likes yourMom/hisGirlfriend.

Comment:
Even Adams: "That's awefull."

by Chaz Walker August 14, 2010

expectable

Something that is expected and also a harsh truth that you're forced to accept.

(This is an example using a two person conversation.)

"The new president is a douche bag."

"That's expectable...."

"Why!? Is it because he's a democrat?!"

"No. . . It's because he ran for president; they've all been douche bags since Thomas Jefferson."

"^_^"

"That's not a word. . ."

"$@J)(DE)@XKLK!!"

"Fair enough."

by Chaz Walker October 16, 2008

Custom ringtone close.

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.

Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."

by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009

Exstartion

In the App Store and Android Market people will withhold a higher rating on phone apps for feature requests.

This is a form of extortion for stars.

This app is perfect, but I'm only giving it four stars until you allow me to change the background color.

That is an example of exstartion.

by Chaz Walker August 14, 2010