Chaz Walker's definitions

iGo

The (usually false) air of superiority someone develops when they have a lot of Apple products. It's a play on the letter "i" used by Apple for most of its products, and the word "ego."

John: I have the iMac, the iPod, the iSink, the iPlant, and the Mac Book Wheel! I'm so awesome.

Jane: You need to get your iGo in check, John!

John: OH! I'm also buying an iPhone too!

by Chaz Walker February 11, 2009

35mm Film

An antique memory-card (read:canister) used by people before the invention of flash memory. The canisters held very few images (twenty-four, or, sometimes, thirty-six), and the only card readers were very expensive, so people usually had to have the cards read at Photo-Labs. The process of reading the cards was called "developing", and only late in the game would be provided in a digital form; usually you had to scan the photos in from the paper copies.

John: Where does the memory card go in this camera Mom?

Jane: That's a 35mm film camera...

John: What's 35mm film? I've never even heard of that memory card.

Jane: ...

by Chaz Walker May 5, 2009

Awefull

If awesome is something that has some awe, then awefull would be something that has all awe.

Awefull > Awequitealot > Awesome.

Not to be confused with awful or aweful (both of which are lame things.

Facebook event:
Adam Eve likes yourMom/hisGirlfriend.

Comment:
Even Adams: "That's awefull."

by Chaz Walker August 14, 2010

expectable

Something that is expected and also a harsh truth that you're forced to accept.

(This is an example using a two person conversation.)

"The new president is a douche bag."

"That's expectable...."

"Why!? Is it because he's a democrat?!"

"No. . . It's because he ran for president; they've all been douche bags since Thomas Jefferson."

"^_^"

"That's not a word. . ."

"$@J)(DE)@XKLK!!"

"Fair enough."

by Chaz Walker October 16, 2008

Cleverisation

1. Clever Improvisation. To turn a phrase. Creating something clever from a common phrase.

2. The joining of two words to form a new word that's more fun to say.

1. "What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?"

2. Clever + Improvisation = Cleverisation.

by Chaz Walker April 30, 2010

Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.

I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.

by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013

Custom ringtone close.

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.

Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."

by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009