Definitions by Chaz Walker

Custom ringtone close. 

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.

Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."

Custom ringtone close. by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009

35mm Film 

An antique memory-card (read:canister) used by people before the invention of flash memory. The canisters held very few images (twenty-four, or, sometimes, thirty-six), and the only card readers were very expensive, so people usually had to have the cards read at Photo-Labs. The process of reading the cards was called "developing", and only late in the game would be provided in a digital form; usually you had to scan the photos in from the paper copies.

John: Where does the memory card go in this camera Mom?

Jane: That's a 35mm film camera...

John: What's 35mm film? I've never even heard of that memory card.

Jane: ...

35mm Film by Chaz Walker May 5, 2009

iGo

The (usually false) air of superiority someone develops when they have a lot of Apple products. It's a play on the letter "i" used by Apple for most of its products, and the word "ego."

John: I have the iMac, the iPod, the iSink, the iPlant, and the Mac Book Wheel! I'm so awesome.

Jane: You need to get your iGo in check, John!

John: OH! I'm also buying an iPhone too!

iGo by Chaz Walker February 11, 2009

Sylar 

Sylar is a charactor in the T.V. show hereos. There's already a good description of him on UD, so I'm just adding an alternate description.

Sylar, used as a verb.

When you want to look inside of someone's head and see what the hell they were thinking. Especially stupid people who won't or can't "get it," and you just wanna see why they can't. You wanna fix 'em.

My brother's drinking again.

Again?!?! He knows how it destroys his life, what the hell is he thinking.

I dunno. I wanna Sylar around in his head for a few minutes and see if I can't fix him.

Sylar by Chaz Walker January 29, 2009

misinforwarded 

When someone, who earlier received a forwarded email about some "very important"--however, false--claim/cause, spreads misinformation received via email.

Leilani gets the following email:

*** START OF EMAIL ***
VERY IMPORTANT!!! FORWARD TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS!!!!
Federal BIll 602p
Guess the warnings were true. Federal Bill 602P 5-cents per E-mail sent. It figures! No more free E-mail! We knew this was coming!!
---rest of email cut out, cuz it's boring.---
*** END OF EMAIL ***

(At this point, Lani decides to tell her friends, completely unaware of the fact that she's been misinforwarded.)
Lani: "Hey guys! The postal service is going to start charging people five cents for emails."

Lani's friends: MISINFORWARDED!!!!

misinforwarded by Chaz Walker January 9, 2009

Bicy 

When you try to type "chaz" in a predictive text phone, "bicy" usually comes up, thus making it a nick-name for chaz.

Bicy hungry.

Bicy eat world.

Bicy by Chaz Walker October 17, 2008

expectable

Something that is expected and also a harsh truth that you're forced to accept.

(This is an example using a two person conversation.)

"The new president is a douche bag."

"That's expectable...."

"Why!? Is it because he's a democrat?!"

"No. . . It's because he ran for president; they've all been douche bags since Thomas Jefferson."

"^_^"

"That's not a word. . ."

"$@J)(DE)@XKLK!!"

"Fair enough."

expectable by Chaz Walker October 16, 2008