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McDonalds

Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.
I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.
by Chang Tan October 26, 2003
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habanero

Actually the second hottest pepper. A puny silly bird-eye version called the Tepin beat Habanero to it!
Feel like a hero for eating Habaneros? Well now you ain't!
by Chang Tan October 26, 2003
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rassle

A redneck's way of saying wrestling
I'm gonna rassle you sooo baad, you will be um... RASSLED! I rassled not men, but women, but its big Big BIG women! And I know wrestling is fake, which is why I rassle. You are soo gonna be rassled boy!
by Chang Tan January 4, 2004
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candy corn

Supposeably a "candy". Its colored in patterns of white, orange, and black, and it looks identical to those door-stopping wedges. Although the candy has been served for.... fuck, I don't know, decades? Still its also known as one of the most horribly tasting, and ignored treats, of all time!
Even comedians said it, "Hmmm, candy corn? *eats and makes a negative facial emotion* IT TASTES LIKE CRAP! *crowd bursts into laughter, clap clap clap*"

And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.
by Chang Tan October 31, 2003
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ribwich

A limited time offer from KrustyBurger, a overprocessed BBQ-rib sandwich. Due to the sauce's addictive nature (it was known for causing death from hypertension with a single bite), it led to the extinction of the source where the meat originated from, the whale.

The last known box of ribwich was sold to a French man who traded his Ferrari GTX-350 for it.
The Simpson's KrustyBurger Ribwich Limited Time Offer commercial:

"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"

A steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever

"We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!"

2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. Animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. Molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. Krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites...

"Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!"
by Chang Tan October 2, 2004
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clan

A coven of random dorks, either organized locally, as close friends and neighbors, or globally, like halfway across the world.

Their mission? To ruin the fun of casual gamers in mainly FPS shooters like Counter-Strike, Quake, Unreal, etc.

Hours of play behind the screen has given their skin a unhealthy pale complexion.

A common hypothesis for these formations of these "clans", as they may call it, stemmed probably from neglected parenthood.
Casual Gamer (joined a CS server): "Hi!"
Klanner #1: "STFU N00b! We r teh l33t0rz to teh maxx0rz!"
Klanner #2: "Ya u gay azz fagg0t!"

20 minutes later...

Klanner #1: "Omgz! Lolz! Teh fag0rt has 15-30 kills! Banz!"
Admin: "Bye faggot"

Innocent casual gamer gets a kickban...
by Chang Tan December 21, 2004
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kickban

A super-secret technique, executed with precision only by the Admins of Counter-Strike.

Its more of a ban, if you fit a stereotype/demographic/label that the admin does not like, your as they say it, kickbanned.
Player has joined the game

Admin: "OMGz! N00b! BAN!"

Sysop has disconnected Player from the game

Player(1) has joined the game
Player(2) has joined the game
AryanPride has joined the game
WhiteLiekTehMastahRace has joined the game
Shotgunner Sam has joined the game

Admin: "Omgz!"

Sysop has disconnected Player(1) from the game
Sysop has disconnected Player(2) from the game
Sysop has disconnected Shotgunner Sam from the game

TotallyOfTehHizzles! has joined the game

Admin: "Out of my game nigger gay-assed fagg0t!"

Sysop has disconnected TotallyOfTehHizzles! from the game
by Chang Tan December 21, 2004
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