2 definitions by Champ (Scooter)

Kel

Two shots of vodka mixed with Orangette. This libation was made famous by Kel Kimble from the 1990s hit show "Kenan and Kel." He was always fuckin' wasted. Why did you think he loved orange soda so much?

We got so sloppy with kels last night, basketball superstar Ron Harper would have surely slipped and become injured.

by Champ (Scooter) January 2, 2010

Dirty Arnold

A cocktail that is half lemonade, half iced tea, poured over an undetermined amount of vodka.

Man, I really need a Dirty Arnold, it will put me right to bed.

by Champ (Scooter) September 16, 2008