Carson's definitions

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004

Anarchy

No form of government will ever work completely without compassion. If everyone loved each other then it wouldn't matter what form of government we had. Peace.

Anarchy is just wishful thinking

by carson March 14, 2004

Bomb ass

To be extremely good or cool, amost at a godly level of cool.

1.(verb) Damn, this shit is bombass
2.(noun) Thats a bombass album

by Carson March 1, 2004

green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.

Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!

by Carson September 25, 2014

street booger

someone who is always hanging out in the same place

Those assholes that are always down at the corner store

by Carson March 1, 2004

schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

by Carson January 22, 2004

Secks

To have sex in a non sexual way

"oh baby i wanna secks you"
"give me 5 mins"
"kay"
"kay secks me up"
then the couple starts doing it with their clothes on

by carson December 13, 2004