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reddinger

1. An exceptionally stupid feline given to fits of random gay sounding yelling.

2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.
1. Reddinger indicated strenuously and cacophonously that he did not want pickles or onions on his sandwich.

2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"
by Carson December 30, 2004
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green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.
Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!
by Carson September 25, 2014
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poop lip

1. The lip of your sphyncter.
2. A good name to call someone.
How's your poop lip?
Your a big old poop lip.
by Carson December 6, 2004
mugGet the poop lipmug.

Anarchy

No form of government will ever work completely without compassion. If everyone loved each other then it wouldn't matter what form of government we had. Peace.
by carson March 14, 2004
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Secks

To have sex in a non sexual way
"oh baby i wanna secks you"
"give me 5 mins"
"kay"
"kay secks me up"
then the couple starts doing it with their clothes on
by carson December 13, 2004
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baws

for use in vulgar sentences and to ridicule other people
"I put ma baws in ur maws jaws"
by carson December 9, 2003
mugGet the bawsmug.

schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.
1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"
by Carson January 22, 2004
mugGet the schmackinmug.

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