Carson's definitions

blarney

1.A word akin to blarg meaning annoyance.

2. The proverbial gift of gab, as shown by the ancient celtics.

1. Blarney, I forgot to do that domn homework.

by Carson November 2, 2004

poop lip

1. The lip of your sphyncter.
2. A good name to call someone.

How's your poop lip?
Your a big old poop lip.

by Carson December 6, 2004

Anarchy

No form of government will ever work completely without compassion. If everyone loved each other then it wouldn't matter what form of government we had. Peace.

Anarchy is just wishful thinking

by carson March 14, 2004

Bomb ass

To be extremely good or cool, amost at a godly level of cool.

1.(verb) Damn, this shit is bombass
2.(noun) Thats a bombass album

by Carson March 1, 2004

baws

for use in vulgar sentences and to ridicule other people

"I put ma baws in ur maws jaws"

by carson December 9, 2003

Secks

To have sex in a non sexual way

"oh baby i wanna secks you"
"give me 5 mins"
"kay"
"kay secks me up"
then the couple starts doing it with their clothes on

by carson December 13, 2004

schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

by Carson January 22, 2004