Carson's definitions

grungle nutter

a person who picks at his/her ass hair after they have wiped there ass and they know there are still little pieces of shit in the ass hair called grungle nut

you are such a fucking grungle nutter bod, u pick ur ass all day.

by carson May 13, 2005

izzy

The most gosu 1337 wc3 player in teh history of woahcraft tree. He pwn's all of azeroth with his 1337 orc skizillz. Adored by many, such as Talic and Obie, the two noob brothers.

Omg33 that's IzzY of Azeroth, he is the greatest wc3 player evar! Autograph przz!

by Carson August 9, 2004

hooch 4 life

marijuana

i have a gan g named hooch 4 life and we are all homosexuals and have bum sex every night

by carson August 19, 2003

green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.

Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!

by Carson September 25, 2014

Bomb ass

To be extremely good or cool, amost at a godly level of cool.

1.(verb) Damn, this shit is bombass
2.(noun) Thats a bombass album

by Carson March 1, 2004

good times

An interjection that is used when done with a reminecint story, the story can be good or bad, if bad you might be associated with a wiseass.

person 1 a.k.a. mike:remember that time tim's grandma died?
person 2 a.k.a. jim: yeah, good times.

by Carson December 17, 2004

ooblyatta

An undescribable structure in shape, size, and proportion.

Person 1: "Hey! Look at that odd looking structure."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."

Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."

by Carson December 6, 2004