Carnophage's definitions

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

box

Slang for TV in parts of the UK.

dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

\/\/

Shorthand for whatever

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/

by Carnophage July 18, 2006

The Duke

An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).

dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

mechanical man

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004