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Definitions by Carnophage

mechanical man 

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.
"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"
mechanical man by Carnophage December 15, 2004
Something that a RPG character may be acused of being when wasting time by pursuing the solution of a problem in a silly way or by talking too much.
dude1: I'm going to try and catch a squirrel, I can skin it, gut it and use its small carcass as a hat to protect me from the acid rain.
dude2: dude1, stop being so flowery and put on your helmet!
flowery by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Grimlock 

kick ass dinobot from the 80s classic kids TV program Transformers
GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!
Grimlock by Carnophage December 15, 2004
Slang for TV in parts of the UK.
dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust
box by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered 

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar
battered by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Cheesy Peas 

Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s
"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"
Cheesy Peas by Carnophage December 15, 2004
An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end
dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)
nob-end by Carnophage December 15, 2004