Carnophage's definitions

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

\/\/

Shorthand for whatever

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/

by Carnophage July 18, 2006

Grimlock

kick ass dinobot from the 80s classic kids TV program Transformers

GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

spanktastic

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic

dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?

by Carnophage December 17, 2004

The Duke

An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).

dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

veggie

Food which is suitable for vegetarians

dude1: is it veggie?
dude2: dude1, it's a fecking steak, how the feck could it be veggie?
dude1: just asking

by Carnophage December 15, 2004