Carnophage's definitions

Cheesy Peas

Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s

"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

\/\/

Shorthand for whatever

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/

by Carnophage July 18, 2006

box

Slang for TV in parts of the UK.

dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

flowery

Something that a RPG character may be acused of being when wasting time by pursuing the solution of a problem in a silly way or by talking too much.

dude1: I'm going to try and catch a squirrel, I can skin it, gut it and use its small carcass as a hat to protect me from the acid rain.
dude2: dude1, stop being so flowery and put on your helmet!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

spanktastic

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic

dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?

by Carnophage December 17, 2004