4 definitions by Captain Davy Jones

Doinch

To fuck a bitch long... and hard.

Bruh, if I could hook up with that bitch... I’d doinch her so hard.

by Captain Davy Jones February 13, 2018

Snake

Someone who is fake, keeps secrets from their friends and only cares about their own self-interests.

Bruh, that bitch is such a snake, she don’t give a fuck about her friends.

by Captain Davy Jones February 13, 2018

Not that deep

Used when someone is taking something too seriously

Calm down bitch, it’s not that deep.

by Captain Davy Jones February 13, 2018

Ope!

The midwestern onomatopoeia for a surprise or accident

Ope! Sorry I bumped into you!

by Captain Davy Jones February 16, 2018