4 definitions by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome
To leave such a foul smell after having sex, that those who happen upon the fetid aroma, are left to ask " did somebody shit on a dead fish? "
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome February 3, 2021
When you're a religious fireman who wants to have please a woman sexually but, you don't know how and you're conflicted cause you're a good "Christian" boy. Emphasis on boy.
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 3, 2021
An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021
A Bwandon is a simple man with no social graces that tries in vain to emulate a hero. Bwandons try unsuccessfully to mac on the ladies in every social situation. Bwandons also have the kind of speech impediment that gives Elmer Fudd a hard on.
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome June 29, 2023