4 definitions by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome

To leave such a foul smell after having sex, that those who happen upon the fetid aroma, are left to ask " did somebody shit on a dead fish? "
I fucked this fat ass skank last week and she left a 403 that still smells like Godzilla's asshole!
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome February 3, 2021
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When you're a religious fireman who wants to have please a woman sexually but, you don't know how and you're conflicted cause you're a good "Christian" boy. Emphasis on boy.
A text from a Dick Doctor are confusing as fuck.
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 3, 2021
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An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.
This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021
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A Bwandon is a simple man with no social graces that tries in vain to emulate a hero. Bwandons try unsuccessfully to mac on the ladies in every social situation. Bwandons also have the kind of speech impediment that gives Elmer Fudd a hard on.
That dick bag was talking to a nurse and she was all "who the fuck let this Bwandon in my ER"
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