4 definitions by Cap'n Derp
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp February 5, 2016
The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
by Cap'n Derp July 4, 2011
Dutch for "small bumhole". Often typed into text-to-speech generators because of it's tendency to be uttered very happily by these systems.
by Cap'n Derp March 7, 2011
The single most amazing lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. On rare occasions, a Rutger may allow you to be wrong. He won't really be wrong, he'll just grant you the illusion of being right.
"Dude, have you seen the remote?" "No.. what do you think I am, a Rutger or something?"
When Chuck Norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by Rutger
When Chuck Norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by Rutger
by Cap'n Derp May 25, 2011