Do a barrel roll!

Comes from Starfox 64. A character would command fox to do a barrel roll in order to prevent being shot to deadness.

A barrel roll is when a fighter pilot makes his ship turn over, very quickly, in mid-air. It makes the wings harder to hit.

It's more common practice to shout this phrase at friends while they play video games. Especially if they can't do anything roll-like. The purpose is to be obnoxious, and quote old video games. Two of most peoples' favorite things.
"Son of a white boy, my Sim will not stop crying!"
"Quick, do a barrel roll!"
by Cap'n Awesome August 11, 2006
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whiny

1) an adjective describing a person prone to complaining.
2) Somebody who seems determined to gripe.
3) Petulant.
4) Everybody who defined 106,900 Iraqis
I mean they were ALL whiny.
by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005
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hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.
I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.
by Cap'n Awesome May 05, 2005
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five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."
There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.
by Cap'n Awesome May 02, 2005
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mad off

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.
by Cap'n Awesome May 03, 2005
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planesmas

September 11th. The term implies that the attacks of 9/11 were actually something of a gift, or celebration.
Merry Planesmas, New York!
by Cap'n Awesome September 24, 2005
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cry pod

An Ipod, or any electronic media player, filled with gigs and gigs of emo, shoegaze, screamcore, or any kind of music assosiated with sad white kids.
He was trying to be friendly, and offered me his Nano, in case there was anything I'd like to listen to. Thirty seconds of scrolling through his cry pod quickly confirmed that we would probably have very little in common.
by Cap'n Awesome August 28, 2006
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