Cap'n Awesome's definitions

mad off

Really, really sick.

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.

Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol

by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009

nubitron

New person. Increasing in popularity in the online gaming world.

I couldn't bring myself to shoot the nubitron, he was running into the wall.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

Cap'n

Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.

Crunchitize me, Cap'n!

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

do a steve

Not refering to anybody named Steve.

"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.

The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.

*doorbell rings*
Guy: Oh hey, man, sup? Come on in.
Guy2: Sup man, do a Steve.
Guy: *grabs ankle*

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

stacked

"Stacked" a the past tense verb, as in "He has stacked."

It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.

Dude, I swear he was like thirty feet in the air, doing this awesome nose grab, then he stacks it.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005