Cap'n Awesome's definitions

gwigger

A white woman who acts like a black man.

Yes they exist.

...then this little white ho starts scratchin' her ass! I'm all like "Damn, gwigger!"

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

floatin

High.

It means high.

Specifically on weed.

sheeeet i just smoked four bowls im floatin 8)~~~~~~~~~~~~

by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005

pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

nubitron

New person. Increasing in popularity in the online gaming world.

I couldn't bring myself to shoot the nubitron, he was running into the wall.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

do a steve

Not refering to anybody named Steve.

"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.

The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.

*doorbell rings*
Guy: Oh hey, man, sup? Come on in.
Guy2: Sup man, do a Steve.
Guy: *grabs ankle*

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

Cap'n

Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.

Crunchitize me, Cap'n!

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

futureshop!!

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.

Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
_____________________________________

Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.

by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005