CC's definitions

eliteguard

A guard who is elite at sucking cock while on the job.

That body guard sure is an eliteguard Adam Sandler told me so.

by cc August 25, 2003

McKizzle

(verb) to lick or to otherwise saucily adulterate an object.

I thought he might McKizzle it right in front of me.

by CC November 18, 2003

Shiesta

A punk. A bitch. Two faced.

That shiesta used to be my friend till he poked my girl.

by CC March 8, 2004

unfeasy

adj.

1. a feeling of unease due to anxiety about an impending bowel movement

2. a feeling of unease due to a desire to eliminate one's bowels, specifically accompanied by an inability to perform this function

3. both of the above can be caused by the urge to move one's bowels in places considered uncomfortable, such as public restrooms or bathrooms in houses of people you know well or otherwise

4. anxiety caused by constipation

(etymology: combination of "uneasy" and "feces")

I'm feeling unfeasy because haven't taken a shit in 4 days.

by CC January 27, 2005

pissed

To be very, extremely angery

I'm so pissed cause she stole my cell phone!

by CC February 4, 2004

Lonica

combination of the persons known as 'Lon' and 'Messica' where as a common occurance the sounds of slurping are heard.

Quick, Lonica, get dressed, Dad is coming!

by CC February 24, 2005

Cop2BeInPhx

A sexy woman that is going to become a police officer.

Cop2BeInPhx is so fine!

by CC September 22, 2003