ByRd's definitions

hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie

No one says hockle

by byrd June 17, 2004

buy-in

1.In poker, a term used to say how much money you have brought to the table at the beginning of your session.

2.In a poker tournament, buy-in is the amount of money that you pay towards the prize pool in order to enter the tournment.

3.any more money that is spent during the session is called a rebuy.

In a limit hold 'em game, the typical buy-in is usually 10 times the small bet. (in a 4/8 game, the min is $40)

the world series of poker buy-in is $10,000

by byrd June 28, 2004

champion of the world

THe person who is the best in their feild is considered to be the champion of the world. This usually relates to sports.

ByRd is the champion of the world

Ed is the champion of the world in k9 rim jobs

by ByRd December 4, 2004

surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 5, 2004

hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

by ByRd November 28, 2007

donut fest

A gathering of females that involves drinking and a lack of dudes. The oppisite of a sausage fest

As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.

by ByRd September 9, 2007

fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.

Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.

by Byrd July 20, 2004