Burt Milhorse Eriksson's definitions

though

Short for "although". One of the "great eight" filler words. Only approximately 0.1‰ (1 out of 10 000) know how to use the word properly.

Bob: "Missy Crotchrot is such an overall perfect woman!"
Melvin: "Yeah, but what about that butt, though."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

ticklefuck

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.

Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 19, 2021

d:{B

Freddie Mercury, a great singer.

d:{B ← Freddie Mercury with a leather cap.

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021

lemonfinger

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"

Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 18, 2021

legit

Short for "legitimate". NOT short for "legitimately" which is a totally different word. The difference is roughly the same as between "good" and "well" – in case you cared. An extremely popular yet badly understood filler word.

Melvin: "Bill Murray must be legit the most underrated comedian ever!"
Sparky: "IKR? He could've been literally one of the greatest, though."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

prequel

A contamination i.e. a failed portmanteau. Comes from "pre"+"sequel" of which the latter in turn comes from Latin, "sequela"; "what follows". Therefore it is a non-word à la new/memespeak, as "quel" does not mean anything in any known language and thus "pre"+"quel" means nothing either.

Melvin: "Have you seen the prequel to »The Hangover»?"
Bob: "Have I seen what to WHAT?"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021