27 definitions by Burt Milhorse Eriksson
When you make a claim that is virtually only listing facts whilst in a debate. Origin: a tank is pieced of metal sheets that are connected to each other with studs and welding seams. The facts used as an argument in a conversation are seen as the metal studs and the welding that keep the tank together.
Bob: "...and that's why gay men have a 200-time bigger probability of getting H.."
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 14, 2021
When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"
Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 18, 2021
MAD is an American humour magazine with comics. The name should always be capitalized as "MAD" to distinguish with any other Mads or the word (adjective) "mad". MAD is an acronym from "Mesh takes a D", in which "mesh" is "#" (number sign) and "to take a d" is to "commit a suicide".
Bon: "People oftentimes wonder what that "E" in the middle of the name of Alfred E. Neuman – the cover boy of MAD magazine – stands for and what happened to his missing tooth."
Connie: "No, they don't."
Connie: "No, they don't."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021
Onomatopoeia: a sound that you make when you accidentally swallow the pit of a peach. Extremely dangerous – you're not a seagul, dude, so don't do it on purpose!
Melvin: "*munch, munch* So, I was sitting there *slurps* perusing through the latest issue of.. *gak* Eeeerp! Eeeerp! *glom* Hnhhhh! Hrrnhngh! *gasp*"
Bob: "Dude! What in the name of Christ almighty are you doing?"
Melvin: "*STATCOULOMB‼* Ahhh, that's better..."
Bob: "Dude! What in the name of Christ almighty are you doing?"
Melvin: "*STATCOULOMB‼* Ahhh, that's better..."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 16, 2021
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021
A deadly variant of COVID-2019 that is activated through 5G electromagnetic radiation or something. It's a normal flu but through the magic on nanobots and highly energetic radio waves all life will be perished. It's no longer a matter of who dies, but rather in which order we die. Shitting and puking blood is what you wish for when it hits you and it will hit everybody – make no mistake.
COVID-2019 is so last year. Behold: COHIV-2021! A new mutated, bioengineered supervirus that will be activated at a precise moment to annihilate all mankind. It's the end of the world, truly!
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021