138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade
1. Concerned with surface attributes only.
2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.
2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get yer buttocks outta here.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.
Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.
Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.
Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.
The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.
The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005