156 definitions by Bud E Love

sexing up

1. to have sex with
2. want to fuck

I'd like to be sexing up that hot bitch over there.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

choker

1. while in the throws of oral sex, your partner chokes on your penis. Hence from there on out, she becomes known at "the choker" to you and your friends.

Dude, Cathy is such a choker; she needs practice.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

bonsall

1. A fat male who slovenly eats his food quickly.
2. When food is dropping/falling on chases it to eat it before it falls. Fatty.

Dude, your fruit pie filling is falling, Chase it Bonsall chase it!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

dirt riding

1. anal sex
2. see mud riding

That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

absurd turd

1. a very large poo
2. a very small poo when expecting much more

I didn;t even realize I had to shat, and next thing you know I had an absurd turd. It was bigger than a baby, my poo baby!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Stinky Weaselteats

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

sammich

1. slang for sandwich, used in the case of an extremely good sandwich.
2. the best sandwich available or that you have ever had

That Cuban sammich was the best eats I've ever had.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003