156 definitions by Bud E Love

I-tie

1. Slang for Italian person. Not a sweet thing to say, but used among friends at times.

Nick, you friggin I-tie, whats up with your pants?

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Cowboy fan

1. In the closet gay.
2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.

Oren is such a Cowboy fan, get that cock outs yer mouth!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Rear Entry Position 1

1. Also known by some as "doggy style" the rear entry position is fairly easy to assume. The woman gets either on her hands and knees or lays stomach first on the bed with her lover behind her. He is on his knees or sometimes his feet, and develops leverage by grasping on to her hips. Depending on preference the man's legs can be inside of the women's legs or outside of them. Couples may wish to have the woman's legs closer together because it creates more friction between the penis and vagina.

I like the doggy style!

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

bully

1. mean kid we all went to school with
2. Mike Comer
3. a-hole who will someday get his
4. angry youth who probably was violated by a priest

Don't be such a bully, you can't have my lunch money.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

teats

1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins

That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003