Bryan's definitions

Creature

A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.

"Oh look; a Creature!"

by Bryan November 18, 2004

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.

Damn that weed is dannk

by Bryan October 18, 2003

Banter Brackets

Banter brackets are used to label actions and quotations. denotes actions. () denotes quotes. When they are used incorrectly negative banter points will be given.

"Why you Little" (in homer simpson voice)

chair swivels, Lav seen running from cube

by Bryan November 29, 2004