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Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.
Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.
Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!
by Bryan February 10, 2005
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yo whas poppin

person#1:Yo whas poppin.
person#2:Just chillin.
by Bryan April 19, 2005
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suite

The larger, usually handicapped-accessible, stall in a public restroom.

Aptly named for its luxuriously spacious accomodations, the suite is the prime location for mid-afternoon restroom breaks at work or school.

Almost exclusively located on the end of a bank of stalls, the suite ensures its occupant the utmost privacy, as he or she will never be subjected to more than one adjacent occupant.
After Jim had three 'El Grande Guapo Burrito' platters for lunch, he headed straight for the suite -- any other men's room stall just wouldn't do.
by Bryan May 19, 2005
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Emoat

A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths.
Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! Hahahahaha! Fag!

Emo: *cries* *slits wrists* :*(
by Bryan April 28, 2005
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FMAWJOL

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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buttercup

barths favorite word
by bryan October 8, 2004
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