Bryan's definitions

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

snerk

The action of liquid coming out of one's nose when made to laugh.

Susan snerked her milk when Johnny made her laugh at the joke.

by bryan July 7, 2004

Ass-Flag

Noun.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.

You Ass-Flag!
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?

by Bryan July 20, 2004

trucker cap

Caps that preppy teen girls wear. Usually say "Von Dutch" or "John Deere" or something to that effect.

No one takes trucker caps seriously, they're a fad that will be gone in a month or two. Take it off.

by bryan August 5, 2004

hedgehog

collective noun for a walking group of pricks

whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"

by Bryan August 13, 2004

dudette

The chick form of the word dude

Dude.. that is one hot dudette

by Bryan August 30, 2004

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 11, 2004