5 definitions by Brown Squared
The act of a female blowing a guy while deciding to flick his balls. When he goes soft, she wraps his dick around her wrist and asks him if hes seen her new watch yet.
Man that bitch told me that if I fucked her friend, she would give me a Rolex. I didn't know the bitch meant a Brazilian Rolex. My dick be hurtin like a mutha fucka!
by Brown Squared January 6, 2010
The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.
Man I tried to get Cindy back by cumming and shitting in her hands but that biotch threw a french meatball at me, luckily I was able to hit it away with my cock!
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
The act of a male with a large cock who while fucking a chick doggy style, blows his wad into his magnum condom, then takes it off and pulls it over her head.
by Brown Squared January 6, 2010
The act of a female blowing an uncircumcised male while he is sitting on the toilet and suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea.
Did you hear about Rachel giving the gentile and unkosher blumpkin? I heard it was because of the steam grilled shrimp he had earlier.
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010