Brittney Sade's definitions

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

toca bowl

the act of smoking a dank bowl of marijuana. During this act you might baseball it but you must be able to keep the rotation in order, keep smoking until the bowl is gone and keep the same lighter until the all is gone.

It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.

A: We're gonna jack a bottle, what are you guys gonna do?
B: We're about to toca bowl, you comin' or what?

by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009

instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.

V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

stoner name

a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.

Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.

R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.

by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008

ramos

a word for a teacher that drones on a subject forever.
see Freshman Seminar or Frosh Sem.

"omfg, did he just mention job shadowing again?"
"yeah, he's such a ramos".

by Brittney Sade December 7, 2006

San Juan High

in my opinion, the best school you could ever go to. Sure, it might suck your Freshman year because you planned on going somewhere else, but somewhere between the complaining and sleeping, you'll see that it's a school with laid-back teachers, funny ass rallies and a school mass in which 98% smokes weed.

The dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a Spartan is everlasting. At San Juan, you'll make friends like no other, you'll see things you've never seen before and you'll get a locker! Most schools aren't even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!

If you think about leaving, it's just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.

B: So how's Bella Vista?
M: Ehh...I'm thinking about coming back to San Juan High.
B: Why'd you leave then?
M: I was stupid.

actual conversation

by Brittney Sade August 23, 2008

black to school

a word in describing the mournful attitude that goes with going back to school after Winter Break. Black is the color you are expected to wear the day you return to school.

Rarely,it is used with stoner meanings and agendas when used at random to try and find a place to smoke and the only other option is to find schools or cut through a school to get one.

B: Omg, dude, New Year's was so fun!
V: Yeah, now we gotta go black to school.

by Brittney Sade October 12, 2008