Brittney Sade's definitions

angry weed

the name for an unknown type of weed that is infamous for it's anger qualities. While on this weed, you won't feel high, but you'll sure as hell act it. Then you'll begin to think of something pleasant and instantaneously it will be replaced with feelings of hatred, murder and fighting.

It is usually sold in Citrus Heights, which could be the reason 78% of the population wants to beat up a friend of theirs.

J: Has the weed kicked in for you yet?
V: No
S: No
B: No, but I feel angry as fuck.
V: Me too
S: Me too
B: God, I hate angry weed.

by Brittney Sade October 3, 2008

junkfuck

an adjective used to describe a heroin addict. Popularized by Alice in Chains.

B: Dude, I need to get some smack.
H: Your such a junkfuck!

by Brittney Sade December 17, 2008

instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.

V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

stoner name

a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.

Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.

R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.

by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008

Kyocera Strobe

a hella expensive phone that was originally sold through Metro PCS, it'll get you through the first year and then around the second or third year it'll break down on you.

It begins to restart on it's own, loose battery power after a full charge and hang up very important calls despite the excellent signal it's getting.

It's a waste of time and technology.
Also called Strobe or the phone everyone has.

2006
D: What kind of phone is that?
B: Kyocera Strobe. It's hot huh?

2008
V: What kind of phone is thar?
B: It's a piece of shit that's what it is.

by Brittney Sade October 18, 2008

spizz

(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.

Spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have sex with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.

V: Ay yo man, this is Stitches, do you have it?
M: Give me the phone! Now!
B: Spizz, calm the fuck down, I'm not sober enough for this.

by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009