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a biblical place in Israel where Jesus Christ himself was born. Home of Christian pilgrimage.
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an awesome Scottish band starting in 1968, with hits like Love Hurts or Whiskey Drinking Woman.
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an awesome Scottish band starting in 1968, with hits like Love Hurts or Whiskey Drinking Woman.
by Brittney Sade January 16, 2009
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a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
by Brittney Sade January 21, 2009
Get the stoner rules mug.located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.
Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
Get the San Juan Park mug.a ridiculously long street, widely known for running through Citrus Heights, Greenback Lane also runs through Orangevale to Sacramento. If you take Greenback Lane from any city mentioned above, you can find the place your looking for 87% of the time.
Precisely placed on Greenback:
Dairy Queen
Donut King
San Juan High
Mervyn's
and other places which might have no meaning to you.
Precisely placed on Greenback:
Dairy Queen
Donut King
San Juan High
Mervyn's
and other places which might have no meaning to you.
B: I'm lost, I'm in the middle of nowhere.
V: Can you see a streetsign?
B: Yeah
V: What does it say?
B: Greenback Lane
V: Walk 2 paces to the left
(Brittney finds civilization once again)
V: Can you see a streetsign?
B: Yeah
V: What does it say?
B: Greenback Lane
V: Walk 2 paces to the left
(Brittney finds civilization once again)
by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009
Get the Greenback Lane mug.the act of smoking a dank bowl of marijuana. During this act you might baseball it but you must be able to keep the rotation in order, keep smoking until the bowl is gone and keep the same lighter until the all is gone.
It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.
It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.
A: We're gonna jack a bottle, what are you guys gonna do?
B: We're about to toca bowl, you comin' or what?
B: We're about to toca bowl, you comin' or what?
by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009
Get the toca bowl mug.a game for the 4-20 friendly people of the world in which you must take a hit and hold the smoke in your lungs until the whole circle has had a hit.
This is a really fucked up game unless you call it because people love to stop in the middle of the game and when you begin to turn purple they'll say, "Dude, we stopped playing baseball hella days ago."
This is a really fucked up game unless you call it because people love to stop in the middle of the game and when you begin to turn purple they'll say, "Dude, we stopped playing baseball hella days ago."
V: You leave the group, we're gonna have to do something you hate.
B: What?
V: Play baseball
(3 Bowls Later)
B: My lungs are starting to hurt, can we stop?
V: We never played baseball. You decided to stay in.
B: What?
V: Play baseball
(3 Bowls Later)
B: My lungs are starting to hurt, can we stop?
V: We never played baseball. You decided to stay in.
by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009
Get the baseball mug.aptly named, Little Mexico is an apartment complex in Citrus Heights, known for it's large numbers of Mexicans. This is a place you can go to get shot at, arrested, high and play tennis all before 6:00pm.
It's such a bad area, not even stoners dare to go there.
It's such a bad area, not even stoners dare to go there.
B: I want weed and there's no where to go.
C: Little Mexico!
B: NO!
V: Why, you scared?
B: No, I just don't feel like getting raped, shot and thrown in jail in the same day.
C: Little Mexico!
B: NO!
V: Why, you scared?
B: No, I just don't feel like getting raped, shot and thrown in jail in the same day.
by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009
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