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fwanksta

a fwanksta is a poser gangsta from Finland. Used by people obsessed with crack whores, barbeques and Google
OMG! Did you see that pic I sent you of that band? They look like fwankstas.
by Brittney Sade July 1, 2006
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baseball

a game for the 4-20 friendly people of the world in which you must take a hit and hold the smoke in your lungs until the whole circle has had a hit.

This is a really fucked up game unless you call it because people love to stop in the middle of the game and when you begin to turn purple they'll say, "Dude, we stopped playing baseball hella days ago."
V: You leave the group, we're gonna have to do something you hate.
B: What?
V: Play baseball

(3 Bowls Later)
B: My lungs are starting to hurt, can we stop?
V: We never played baseball. You decided to stay in.
by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009
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poko

(adj)- Poko is a word or nickname describing a very smart, sarcastic, no-holds bar type stoner. Pokos are constantly in trouble and take the fall when fellow friends get into trouble. Pokos usually have criminal records and mental health problems causing them to do things in repetition or become entwined in their nervous habits despite their demeanor.

Pokos appear to be at the end of the pack when they are usually the right hand man. They will kick your ass and then pretend like it never happened.
B: That was amazing.
V: Welcome to my world, why are you poking that?
B: I don't know.
V: I'm gonna call you Poko, cuz you poke everything.
B: Oh, no, it's just a nerv...
V: Alright Poko, see you later.
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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Bobbie Sue

a woman who will ride or die for her lover. Usually a swift and cunning thief, who specializes in taking money and fleeing.

Immortalized in the Steve Miller Band's song Take the Money and Run
V: Why'd you take the money?
B: We need it, all we ever do is sit around the house, get high and watch the tube...
V: God, your such a Bobbie Sue.
by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009
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Kyocera Strobe

a hella expensive phone that was originally sold through Metro PCS, it'll get you through the first year and then around the second or third year it'll break down on you.

It begins to restart on it's own, loose battery power after a full charge and hang up very important calls despite the excellent signal it's getting.

It's a waste of time and technology.
Also called Strobe or the phone everyone has.
2006
D: What kind of phone is that?
B: Kyocera Strobe. It's hot huh?

2008
V: What kind of phone is thar?
B: It's a piece of shit that's what it is.
by Brittney Sade October 18, 2008
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toca bowl

the act of smoking a dank bowl of marijuana. During this act you might baseball it but you must be able to keep the rotation in order, keep smoking until the bowl is gone and keep the same lighter until the all is gone.

It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.
A: We're gonna jack a bottle, what are you guys gonna do?
B: We're about to toca bowl, you comin' or what?
by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009
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dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.
V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.
by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009
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