Brittney Sade's definitions

stoner name

a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.

Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.

R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.

by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008

instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.

V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

toca bowl

the act of smoking a dank bowl of marijuana. During this act you might baseball it but you must be able to keep the rotation in order, keep smoking until the bowl is gone and keep the same lighter until the all is gone.

It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.

A: We're gonna jack a bottle, what are you guys gonna do?
B: We're about to toca bowl, you comin' or what?

by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009

Kyocera Strobe

a hella expensive phone that was originally sold through Metro PCS, it'll get you through the first year and then around the second or third year it'll break down on you.

It begins to restart on it's own, loose battery power after a full charge and hang up very important calls despite the excellent signal it's getting.

It's a waste of time and technology.
Also called Strobe or the phone everyone has.

2006
D: What kind of phone is that?
B: Kyocera Strobe. It's hot huh?

2008
V: What kind of phone is thar?
B: It's a piece of shit that's what it is.

by Brittney Sade October 18, 2008

rue years eve

the remorse that one feels on New Years after doing something that either hurt someone, put them in jail, gave them a killer hangover or made them pass out before the ball dropped.

V: 5, 4, 3...
(body drops on the floor)

New Years Day
V: Ugggghhhhh....
B: Have a nice Rue Years Eve?

by Brittney Sade January 5, 2009

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009