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dark grape

a sticky strain of marijuana when broken apart has swirls of dark purple inside. It hits you fast, give you a long high and tends to put you to sleep or put you in a daze of repetition.
B: What kind is it?
V: Dark grape
B: Yes!
by Brittney Sade January 20, 2009
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stoner rules

also known as stoner etiquette

a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.

Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.

2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.

3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.

4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.

5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!

6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.

7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.

8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.

9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.

10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
by Brittney Sade January 21, 2009
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black to school

a word in describing the mournful attitude that goes with going back to school after Winter Break. Black is the color you are expected to wear the day you return to school.

Rarely,it is used with stoner meanings and agendas when used at random to try and find a place to smoke and the only other option is to find schools or cut through a school to get one.
B: Omg, dude, New Year's was so fun!
V: Yeah, now we gotta go black to school.
by Brittney Sade October 12, 2008
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San Juan High

in my opinion, the best school you could ever go to. Sure, it might suck your Freshman year because you planned on going somewhere else, but somewhere between the complaining and sleeping, you'll see that it's a school with laid-back teachers, funny ass rallies and a school mass in which 98% smokes weed.

The dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a Spartan is everlasting. At San Juan, you'll make friends like no other, you'll see things you've never seen before and you'll get a locker! Most schools aren't even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!

If you think about leaving, it's just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.
B: So how's Bella Vista?
M: Ehh...I'm thinking about coming back to San Juan High.
B: Why'd you leave then?
M: I was stupid.

actual conversation
by Brittney Sade August 23, 2008
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FAG

Freaking Awesome Guy

Freaking Awesome Gal

Freaking Awful Guy

Freaking Awful Gal: see bitch
Schoenemann is such a FAG...freaking awful guy.
by Brittney Sade April 21, 2006
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poko

(adj)- Poko is a word or nickname describing a very smart, sarcastic, no-holds bar type stoner. Pokos are constantly in trouble and take the fall when fellow friends get into trouble. Pokos usually have criminal records and mental health problems causing them to do things in repetition or become entwined in their nervous habits despite their demeanor.

Pokos appear to be at the end of the pack when they are usually the right hand man. They will kick your ass and then pretend like it never happened.
B: That was amazing.
V: Welcome to my world, why are you poking that?
B: I don't know.
V: I'm gonna call you Poko, cuz you poke everything.
B: Oh, no, it's just a nerv...
V: Alright Poko, see you later.
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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ramos

a word for a teacher that drones on a subject forever.
see Freshman Seminar or Frosh Sem.
"omfg, did he just mention job shadowing again?"
"yeah, he's such a ramos".
by Brittney Sade December 7, 2006
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