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San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
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Sony Ericsson

A super new age slider cell phone that plays music, allows you to import Final Fantasy pictures and take really long videos of your friends when they are cross-faded and/or drunk to show strangers just to embarrass them and make yourself look sane compared to the rest of your group.

Licensed trademark of Sony.
V: Brittney, check out the video of Mariah on my new sly phone.
B: This is a nice phone, what's it called?
V: Sony Ericsson, aka the only reason I love AT&T.
B: Dirty
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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Nazareth

a biblical place in Israel where Jesus Christ himself was born. Home of Christian pilgrimage.
or
an awesome Scottish band starting in 1968, with hits like Love Hurts or Whiskey Drinking Woman.
B: Holy Jesus of Nazareth!
M: What?
B: Since when does Nazareth get radio play?
by Brittney Sade January 16, 2009
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spizz

(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.

Spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have sex with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.
V: Ay yo man, this is Stitches, do you have it?
M: Give me the phone! Now!
B: Spizz, calm the fuck down, I'm not sober enough for this.
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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dirtiness

the act of being dirty.
repulsive and non-understanding, something that's amazingly fucked up and can leave you weak but you shouldn't laugh at regardless.

constantly used as Citrus Heights vernacular in which mostly everything exchanged between people is dirty
S: Fucking bitch-ass nigger, he told Mark where we lived.
B: Dirty!
S: I'm tired of his dirtiness, for real then blood.
by Brittney Sade August 23, 2008
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New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009
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Kyocera Strobe

a hella expensive phone that was originally sold through Metro PCS, it'll get you through the first year and then around the second or third year it'll break down on you.

It begins to restart on it's own, loose battery power after a full charge and hang up very important calls despite the excellent signal it's getting.

It's a waste of time and technology.
Also called Strobe or the phone everyone has.
2006
D: What kind of phone is that?
B: Kyocera Strobe. It's hot huh?

2008
V: What kind of phone is thar?
B: It's a piece of shit that's what it is.
by Brittney Sade October 18, 2008
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