Brian's definitions

Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.

JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!

by brian May 13, 2003

warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

by Brian December 2, 2004

c-dom

an abbreviated term for condom

brittany: so then we stopped, adn he dropped the c-dom and it all split out on the floor lol

by Brian February 10, 2004

dink

To have sexual intercourse with

I just dinked Jon's mom.

by Brian March 23, 2004

bunglop

one who fingers their own bunghole

George you sure are a bunglop.
Quit it you bunglopping bastard.
You've bunglopped yourself retarded.

by brian May 7, 2004

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.

Graves has Graves disease.

by Brian August 9, 2004