232 definitions by Brad

promiscuous

Acting as a Whore or Prostitute

Someone as Promiscuous as Laura won't find a single, steady sexual partner.

by Brad June 19, 2006

jfk

When you are getting a blow job from a girl and she does such a great job that you cum really hard. So hard you blow her head off.

"Last night this chick was giving me such a great blow job that I JFK'd her."

by Brad February 17, 2005

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by Brad October 19, 2003

Bodegas

The most stylish, sexy, amazing film ever released. From the brilliant minds of " Random Entertainment " Bodegas rocks more than Bill Nye and the the white power ranger... put together.

Bodegas rocks more than Jesus.

by Brad September 22, 2004

jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

by Brad April 18, 2004

Feminem

(a) Name given to Detroit rapper Eminem by people who view him as lacking rap talent and as a tool of the mainstream pop world. Used by other rappers, such as Esham the Unholy, Insane Clown Posse, and Ja Rule. (b) Used to describe one who attempts to emulate said rapper.

(a) I really wanna hatchet Feminem to death. (b) There's a lot of Feminems in my school.

by Brad April 10, 2004

Stimutax

An "herbal supplement" that Sparks, of Sealab 2021, made from pufferfish toxin and kelp. It seems to have the combined effects of PCP, crack, and ecstasy.

"Mardoc can kiss my black ass -- I need some Stimutax! Quit bein' a bitch and pill me up!"
-Dr. Quinn

"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
-Captain Murphy

by Brad September 1, 2004