2 definitions by Boultonenator
When a dildo so big gets jammed up your ass at speeds of Mach 17 so you start to rapidly shit your pants as a worm crawls into your dick hole and your mom walks in and calls you a disappointment and how she should have gotten an abortion, you start bawling your eyes out and Eric Cartman licks your sweet sweet tears.
by Boultonenator April 18, 2023
As if you put sticky cum onto clear and thin paper. One of the strongest and most important parts of the human world.
“Hey I heard your truck broke down.”
“My life is devoid of any emotion, my family hates me, nobody can hear my true feelings and I want it to end, my entire life has lead to failure and I can’t deal with this anymore.”
Tape
“My life is devoid of any emotion, my family hates me, nobody can hear my true feelings and I want it to end, my entire life has lead to failure and I can’t deal with this anymore.”
Tape
by Boultonenator April 18, 2023