I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
by Bogrimm February 11, 2018
A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
by Bogrimm March 11, 2018
To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm January 31, 2018
Made famous by the line in the Rick Springfield song Jessie‘s Girl, "He's holding her anus arms late, late at night."
by Bogrimm June 16, 2013
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 14, 2017
I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.
by Bogrimm September 26, 2020
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
by Bogrimm August 22, 2015