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Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.
When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.
by Bogrimm January 9, 2017
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My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
by Bogrimm October 26, 2017
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by Bogrimm April 16, 2021
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by Bogrimm October 2, 2015
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Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm May 4, 2018
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by Bogrimm February 21, 2015
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