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rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm May 4, 2018
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derptacular

A description of a photograph of someone's face unintentionally frozen in an expression of derp.
Stepping through a blue ray disc of a Disney movie frame by frame reveals a goldmine of derptacular character photos.
by Bogrimm February 21, 2015
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wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
by Bogrimm October 2, 2015
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tronald dump

A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.
The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dispersed after a protester took a steaming tronald dump on the Donald Trump sign, making any further presence in the vicinity too nauseating.
by Bogrimm November 12, 2016
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brainsplain

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
by Bogrimm March 11, 2018
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Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
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tough language

Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.
The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.
by Bogrimm January 17, 2018
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