5 definitions by Bodacious Brian
The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.
I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.
by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016
"Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."
by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022
A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.
Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.
by Bodacious Brian December 17, 2013
The practice of raising animals for the sole purpose of getting hit by vehicles.
Originating from the Bakken oilfield on the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation using horses and cattle.
Having control of he court system and with an ample supply of trucks, cows and horses are fenced onto a highway where they will ultimately be hit. With the truck damaged and disabled, tribal police will issue a summons to the driver. The driver will be subsequently sued for 5-10x the value of the animal hit, with the rancher claiming damages for all 'potential offspring' the animal may have provided.
Originating from the Bakken oilfield on the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation using horses and cattle.
Having control of he court system and with an ample supply of trucks, cows and horses are fenced onto a highway where they will ultimately be hit. With the truck damaged and disabled, tribal police will issue a summons to the driver. The driver will be subsequently sued for 5-10x the value of the animal hit, with the rancher claiming damages for all 'potential offspring' the animal may have provided.
"Be careful on that road, there is lots of savaging going on at the far end."
"Why sell horse, when you can savage it for more money."
"Heap big iron water buffalo kill horse. I poor salt on roadway during rainy night, that is how savaging done right way."
"Why sell horse, when you can savage it for more money."
"Heap big iron water buffalo kill horse. I poor salt on roadway during rainy night, that is how savaging done right way."
by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022
by Bodacious Brian August 11, 2018