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MLG

The "Official" major league gaming circuit.

While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.

MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.

While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.

The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.

Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter
"MLG is like a bunch of hockey players, suddenly claiming that they are the proffesionals, and playing the game with everyone wielding a goalie stick."

"OMGSMGNOOB!"
by Bob Dole June 22, 2006
mugGet the MLGmug.

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.
Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.
by Bob Dole November 8, 2003
mugGet the Singledommug.

Chumpzilla

A large chump, godzilla in size.
Man, you are one chumpzilla
by Bob Dole February 4, 2004
mugGet the Chumpzillamug.

chowderbeast

A gigantic fatty, usually with neck rolls large enough to lose half a chicken and kielbasa in. Usually smells like KFC and ass sweat.
"Man, did you get a load of fatty's ass? He's such a chowderbeast, I'm surprised there's any KFC left in the state for the rest of us."
by Bob Dole August 16, 2003
mugGet the chowderbeastmug.

Zug Zug

1) (Noun) The state of being hungover, after drinking far too much, and doing things that shoudln't have been done.

2) (verb) To do something that will relate in a horrible hangover, usually also associated with thins that you will reret later.

3) (Noun) Any feeling that results from a mixture of being hungover and regretting something that was done while drunk.

4) (Interjection) Something to be said whenever one is feeling hungover/sorry for doing something while drunk, similar to the ''i'm never drinking again" seen in eurotrip.
1) "After that party last night, i was very zug zug."

2) "Want to go get drunk?"
"Sure, but i'm worried about the zug zug.."

3) "All i feel is zug zug."

4) "Yo, wake the fuck up, and get out of my house."
"Zug zug...."
by Bob Dole September 11, 2008
mugGet the Zug Zugmug.

cum-guzzler

One who cosumes large amounts of cum in there mouth
by bob dole March 9, 2005
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ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster
Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by Bob Dole March 18, 2004
mugGet the ben's mommug.

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