Bob Dole's definitions

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

by Bob Dole June 14, 2006

jag dole

similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.

bob dole is also known as jag dole!

by bob dole January 21, 2004

wenis man

A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.

da da da da! wenis MAN! does whatever a wenis can.

by Bob dole October 6, 2005