Bob Dole's definitions

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005

mesc

Short for mescaline.

Three buttons of mesc.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

floondapple

the hottest shit ever.
a word that defies definition.

That certainly is Floondapple.

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

chowderbeast

A gigantic fatty, usually with neck rolls large enough to lose half a chicken and kielbasa in. Usually smells like KFC and ass sweat.

"Man, did you get a load of fatty's ass? He's such a chowderbeast, I'm surprised there's any KFC left in the state for the rest of us."

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

by Bob Dole June 14, 2006

Chumpzilla

A large chump, godzilla in size.

Man, you are one chumpzilla

by Bob Dole February 4, 2004

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003