Bob Dole's definitions

crauderueff

1) a badass quaker

2) one who is especially prone to non-violent violence

yo, they wuz about to roll on us, and then i be like, shit, you better back the fuck up, we roll with crauderueffs.

ghandi wuz a crazy-ass crauderueff, with his crazy ass flexibility and whatnot.

by bob dole March 29, 2005

gfdbitd

A word that idiots like to say when confronted with a situation that makes them uncomfortable.

Oh man I refuse to take off my pants, gfdbitd!!

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

Zug Zug

1) (Noun) The state of being hungover, after drinking far too much, and doing things that shoudln't have been done.

2) (verb) To do something that will relate in a horrible hangover, usually also associated with thins that you will reret later.

3) (Noun) Any feeling that results from a mixture of being hungover and regretting something that was done while drunk.

4) (Interjection) Something to be said whenever one is feeling hungover/sorry for doing something while drunk, similar to the ''i'm never drinking again" seen in eurotrip.

1) "After that party last night, i was very zug zug."

2) "Want to go get drunk?"
"Sure, but i'm worried about the zug zug.."

3) "All i feel is zug zug."

4) "Yo, wake the fuck up, and get out of my house."
"Zug zug...."

by Bob Dole September 10, 2008

commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

by Bob Dole June 14, 2006

jag dole

similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.

bob dole is also known as jag dole!

by bob dole January 21, 2004

wenis man

A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.

da da da da! wenis MAN! does whatever a wenis can.

by Bob dole October 6, 2005