Bob Dole's definitions

gfdbitd

A word that idiots like to say when confronted with a situation that makes them uncomfortable.

Oh man I refuse to take off my pants, gfdbitd!!

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

chowderbeast

A gigantic fatty, usually with neck rolls large enough to lose half a chicken and kielbasa in. Usually smells like KFC and ass sweat.

"Man, did you get a load of fatty's ass? He's such a chowderbeast, I'm surprised there's any KFC left in the state for the rest of us."

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003