Bob Dole's definitions

jag bag

a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.

The white man could not be contained by any jag bag

by bob dole January 20, 2004

Zug Zug

1) (Noun) The state of being hungover, after drinking far too much, and doing things that shoudln't have been done.

2) (verb) To do something that will relate in a horrible hangover, usually also associated with thins that you will reret later.

3) (Noun) Any feeling that results from a mixture of being hungover and regretting something that was done while drunk.

4) (Interjection) Something to be said whenever one is feeling hungover/sorry for doing something while drunk, similar to the ''i'm never drinking again" seen in eurotrip.

1) "After that party last night, i was very zug zug."

2) "Want to go get drunk?"
"Sure, but i'm worried about the zug zug.."

3) "All i feel is zug zug."

4) "Yo, wake the fuck up, and get out of my house."
"Zug zug...."

by Bob Dole September 10, 2008

fatshit

a fat person with tits and can't find there private parts.

Greg poulos went to fat camp but he is still a fat shit

by bob dole August 17, 2003

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005

crauderueff

1) a badass quaker

2) one who is especially prone to non-violent violence

yo, they wuz about to roll on us, and then i be like, shit, you better back the fuck up, we roll with crauderueffs.

ghandi wuz a crazy-ass crauderueff, with his crazy ass flexibility and whatnot.

by bob dole March 29, 2005

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

king kong

an EXTREMELY HUGE penis

wow now thats a king kong for ya

by Bob Dole April 1, 2004