Bob Dole's definitions

jag bag

a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.

The white man could not be contained by any jag bag

by bob dole January 20, 2004

Zug Zug

1) (Noun) The state of being hungover, after drinking far too much, and doing things that shoudln't have been done.

2) (verb) To do something that will relate in a horrible hangover, usually also associated with thins that you will reret later.

3) (Noun) Any feeling that results from a mixture of being hungover and regretting something that was done while drunk.

4) (Interjection) Something to be said whenever one is feeling hungover/sorry for doing something while drunk, similar to the ''i'm never drinking again" seen in eurotrip.

1) "After that party last night, i was very zug zug."

2) "Want to go get drunk?"
"Sure, but i'm worried about the zug zug.."

3) "All i feel is zug zug."

4) "Yo, wake the fuck up, and get out of my house."
"Zug zug...."

by Bob Dole September 10, 2008

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003