Bob Dole's definitions

chowderbeast

A gigantic fatty, usually with neck rolls large enough to lose half a chicken and kielbasa in. Usually smells like KFC and ass sweat.

"Man, did you get a load of fatty's ass? He's such a chowderbeast, I'm surprised there's any KFC left in the state for the rest of us."

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

sexcellent

Beyond wicked. Wangtastic.

What up, Craig?

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

fatshit

a fat person with tits and can't find there private parts.

Greg poulos went to fat camp but he is still a fat shit

by bob dole August 17, 2003

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

wickers

1.cooler than cool.
2.whats up
3.im extremely bored

"Wickers" "W3rd"

by Bob Dole October 10, 2003

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005