1124 definitions by Bob

my penus

the biggest thing in the world

damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world

by Bob February 1, 2004

Tsunami

Akin to the blumpkin. When the blumpkin is complete, you take her goo-drenched face and yell Tsunami as you plunge her face into the feces filled toilet.

Batten down the hatches, "Tsunami"

by Bob February 21, 2005

Tsunami

This is akin to the blumpkin. You have her complete the blumpkin, then yell "Tsunami", and you shove her gooed up face into the recently frequented toilet.

"TSUNAMI", batten down the hatches.

by Bob February 21, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."

by Bob February 26, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking ssomeone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she liked it."

by Bob February 26, 2005

fantasy zombie

A fantasy player who is not expected to do well but exeedes expectations on a normal basis week after week

That player is such a fantasy zombie, he keeps scoring high despite low expectations for him.

by Bob December 20, 2009

ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

by Bob April 3, 2003