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soap dodger

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.
by Blue Jack June 29, 2008
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not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.
What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.
by Blue Jack January 2, 2009
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untensils

Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.
I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.
by Blue Jack October 18, 2009
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philosophysics

The crossover between physics and philosophy, like around the origins of the universe. Closer to mathematics than either of these disciplines.
Stephen Hawking is a philosophysicist - he is involved with philosophysics.
by Blue Jack October 9, 2008
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issuetainment

TV show that attempts to tackle an issue, but is geared up more to entertain than to make a difference.
Originally coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
Did you see that issuetainment last night, where they made those fat kids do sports? They weren't trying to help them, just make them look silly on TV.

"The only solution is to find a new threat, which brings us to 'Ian Wright's Unfit Kids' (C4), a weekly 'issuetainment' programme in which the former footballer and renowned enemy of grammar forces a bunch of overweight youngsters to take part in some extracurricular PE." - Charlie Brooker, Screen Burn (9/16/2006)
by Blue Jack January 22, 2009
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