Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Blue Jack

not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.

What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009

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credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.

Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009

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nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.

Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009

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haiku

Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.

Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.

A haiku:
Underneath a tree
Summer air is so easy.
So is yo mama.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009

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