Definitions by Blue Jack

Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.

Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

Big Fat Quiz of the Year by Blue Jack July 5, 2008

manual memory 

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

manual memory by Blue Jack June 30, 2008

manual memory 

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

manual memory by Blue Jack June 30, 2008

soap dodger 

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.

Soap dodgers smell.

soap dodger by Blue Jack June 29, 2008

leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g

1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?

leg o'clock by Blue Jack June 2, 2008