credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.

Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...

by Blue Jack January 02, 2009

Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.

Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

by Blue Jack July 05, 2008

randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.

My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.

by Blue Jack May 04, 2009

leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g

1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?

by Blue Jack June 02, 2008

plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.

The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.

by Blue Jack May 04, 2009

untensils

Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.

I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.

by Blue Jack October 18, 2009

not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.

What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.

by Blue Jack January 02, 2009