Blue Jack's definitions

NJTs

Non-Jeans Trousers. More formal than jeans (not usually used about tracksuit pants, for example).

This place has a dress code, so wear your NJTs.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

snowhican

When the snow has cleared from most of your car, but a layer remains on the roof. This gives the appearance of the car having a white mohican haircut made of snow.
See also snowhawk.

Looks like bad weather further north. That car going past has a snowhican.

by Blue Jack March 9, 2009

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008

t9agram

Also known as a t9onym. When you type one word into predictive text, and another comes up because the letters are on the same keys. Popular examples include book/cool and Smirnoff/Poisoned.

On cup good now? Damn t9agrams!
(On bus home now)

by Blue Jack October 6, 2008

tinternet

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.

Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

corridor class

Standing or sitting in the sections between carriages on a busy train, 'cos all the seats are taken.
Usually on an unplanned long-distance trip, where the seats are all booked in advance.
About as far from first class as you can get without going outside the train.

After missing the train we'd booked seats on, we had to travel corridor class until we got to Birmingham.

by Blue Jack December 9, 2008

shipping

In fanfic, putting characters into a romantic relationship, such as writing Ash + Misty from Pokemon as a couple. Often plays on perceived chemistry between characters in the original series. Abbreviated form of the word relationshipping.

These fanfics are just a load of shipping. There's no plot...

by Blue Jack August 4, 2008