Blue Jack's definitions

untensils

Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.

I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.

by Blue Jack October 18, 2009

Bob Skeleton

1) The Winter Olympics event otherwise known as 'tea tray race', to see who can go fastest down a track head first on a toboggan.
2) Russel Brand and Noel Fielding's goth detective, made up after a question about the Olympic event on 'Big Fat Quiz of the Year' 2006. Goth Detectives was used as their quiz team name on Big Fat Quiz 2007.

1) Competing in bob skeleton? Are you suicidal?
2) I wanna see them make a series of Bob Skeleton's adventures!

by Blue Jack July 5, 2008

Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.

Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

by Blue Jack July 5, 2008

nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.

Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009

bhuvan

The biggest topper in the world

He is a bhuvan

by Blue jack April 29, 2021

t9agram

Also known as a t9onym. When you type one word into predictive text, and another comes up because the letters are on the same keys. Popular examples include book/cool and Smirnoff/Poisoned.

On cup good now? Damn t9agrams!
(On bus home now)

by Blue Jack October 6, 2008

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008