Blue Jack's definitions

not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.

What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009

soap dodger

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.

Soap dodgers smell.

by Blue Jack June 29, 2008

Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.

Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

by Blue Jack July 5, 2008

nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.

Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009

bhuvan

The biggest topper in the world

He is a bhuvan

by Blue jack April 29, 2021

philosophysics

The crossover between physics and philosophy, like around the origins of the universe. Closer to mathematics than either of these disciplines.

Stephen Hawking is a philosophysicist - he is involved with philosophysics.

by Blue Jack October 9, 2008

credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.

Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009