Blue Jack's definitions

t9agram

Also known as a t9onym. When you type one word into predictive text, and another comes up because the letters are on the same keys. Popular examples include book/cool and Smirnoff/Poisoned.

On cup good now? Damn t9agrams!
(On bus home now)

by Blue Jack October 6, 2008

randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.

My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.

by Blue Jack May 4, 2009

plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.

The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.

by Blue Jack May 4, 2009

leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g

1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?

by Blue Jack June 2, 2008

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008

bhuvan

The biggest topper in the world

He is a bhuvan

by Blue jack April 29, 2021

nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.

Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009