pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.
I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit
I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Neck tie party

Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.
The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Not Benny

During the Falkland war the English troops nicknamed the members of the local population 'Bennys' after a character from the English soap Crossroads, famous for his wooly hat and limited intelligence.
This was considered politically uncorrect and the solders were ordered to stop and that the population were not Bennys.
Henceforth the Falkland Islanders were refered to by the solders as 'Not Bennys'
Hey, corperal ask that Not Benny the way to Goose Green.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Snowball in hell

No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale
That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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snorkeling

Often seen on websites of ferret owners and on ferret newsgroups.

Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.
You need to change Fuzzybutts water, he has been snorkeling in it again.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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