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mother of all battles

Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.

2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.

3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
by Blue Cawdrey November 26, 2004
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Cow Egg

UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.
The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.
by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004
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Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.
Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Idiot Broth

UK: Name given to a range of drinks prefered by people with a predisposition to alcoholism recognisable by their low price and high alchohol content.

Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).

An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.
Drunk guy in shop doorway with optional, urine, vomit, dirty blanket...

Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).

Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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tailgate

When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.

This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:

Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.

Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.

Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.

It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Sheep Dip

Type of low priced, high alchohol drink see Idiot broth.
He took another huge mouthfull from his can of sheepdip and seconds later redecorated the room with a huge technicolor yawn
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.
Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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