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Sheep Dip

Type of low priced, high alchohol drink see Idiot broth.
He took another huge mouthfull from his can of sheepdip and seconds later redecorated the room with a huge technicolor yawn
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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tera

Much larger than Mega, Tera is 2 to the 40th power. A one terabyte hard drive would be hold a considerable amount of data.
Since getting his two Megabyte ADSL connection Spanky downloaded so much porn of the 'net that he needed to find a one terabyte hard drive to store it all on.

If games machines are Mega then PC's are Tera.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
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Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.
Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Idiot Broth

UK: Name given to a range of drinks prefered by people with a predisposition to alcoholism recognisable by their low price and high alchohol content.

Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).

An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.
Drunk guy in shop doorway with optional, urine, vomit, dirty blanket...

Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).

Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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tailgate

When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.

This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:

Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.

Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.

Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.

It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Neck tie party

Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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let one rip

Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.
Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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