Blue Cawdrey's definitions

Call for Hugie

Expression often used when engaged in a heavy drinking session.

Often used during excessive drinking, when feeling the gag reflex and prior to dashing to the bathroom the drinker may blurt "Oh! Chreeist I am going to call for Hughie!"
Others may then hear the drinker calling loudly and frequently for Hughie, hopefully from the bathroom if he or she is fast enough.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.

He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

High wee

High wee's: Game played by male schoolkids mostly in the school toilet.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.

Johny: Hey mommy guess what?

Mommy: What Johny?

Johny: I won at high wee's today.

Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....

Yes dear.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Brains were dynamite

Admonishment to someone who has done something stupid or had a brain-fart.

This is what happens when you do not use your indicator, if brains were dynamite you would not have enough to blow your hat* off.

*alt. Ears

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

shopaholich

A person perhaps with a personality disorder who goes shopping to find comfort.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.

Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.

Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

too many chiefs

- and not enough indians.

In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.

Foreman: We have to move that piano onto the lorry.

Bob: Lower it through the window.

Harry: No use the lift.

Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

running on fumes

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.

Also an euphimism for very tired.

1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.

2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004