Blue Cawdrey's definitions

Call for Hugie

Expression often used when engaged in a heavy drinking session.

Often used during excessive drinking, when feeling the gag reflex and prior to dashing to the bathroom the drinker may blurt "Oh! Chreeist I am going to call for Hughie!"
Others may then hear the drinker calling loudly and frequently for Hughie, hopefully from the bathroom if he or she is fast enough.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.

I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Windows

A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.

The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Root Kit

Software used mainly by script kiddies to gain full access to computers running the Unix or Linux Operating system.

She cracked the server using a root kit.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

snorkeling

Often seen on websites of ferret owners and on ferret newsgroups.

Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.

You need to change Fuzzybutts water, he has been snorkeling in it again.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

daisy chain

A line of fully interlocking homosexual men resembling a big gay pink and brown centipede.

Quentin as usual at the front of the daisy chain called to his friend Julian at the opposite end of the line "Back up duck and lets form a circle".

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Nine bob note

UK: Term leftover from before the decimalisation of British currency (1971).

It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.

Chaz: So 'you going to buy that Capri from Honest Johns?

'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004