Blue Cawdrey's definitions

tera

Much larger than Mega, Tera is 2 to the 40th power. A one terabyte hard drive would be hold a considerable amount of data.

Since getting his two Megabyte ADSL connection Spanky downloaded so much porn of the 'net that he needed to find a one terabyte hard drive to store it all on.

If games machines are Mega then PC's are Tera.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.

Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Sheep Dip

Type of low priced, high alchohol drink see Idiot broth.

He took another huge mouthfull from his can of sheepdip and seconds later redecorated the room with a huge technicolor yawn

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Lager Voucher

UK: Derogative term describing fortnightly British social security cheque paid to the unemployed.

Lets go and cash the lager voucher and get pissed.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Flavour of the month

Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.

Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.

Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

goner

UK: Somebody who is going to or has died, also used in an ireverent way to defuse a situation through humor.

1) Parachutist's reserve chute fails, 'he's a goner for sure'.

2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.

3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Cassock lifter

Clergyman from any number of different Christian sects who introduce young alterboys and choirboys to the mysterious inner working of the church by the secret ceremony of the lifting of the cassock.

Choirboy: The Reverend has asked me to stay behind and help him to find some coins that fell off the collection plate and rolled under the alter.

Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004