Blue Cawdrey's definitions

on the rocks

When a marriage is going to run aground like a boat on a foggy reef..

Shaz's marriage was on the rocks due to her insensitivity to her husbands foot odor and halitosis.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Let the moths out

Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.

Come on Scrooge are you going to let the moths out.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

intercap

A way of writing familar to computer programmers. Some high level computer languages do not understand spaces. Sometimes the underscore is used as a substitution or alternetivly Intercapping is used to join words.
This sometimes filters through to mainstream use in written communication.

startPsuedocode:

Rem Underscoring
var_one random_Number = (1*16);

Rem InterCapping
varOne randomNumber = (1*16);

EOF

Intercapping
UsedInNormalCommunication
Also
DefiesTheMostAdvancedSpellcheckers.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Neck tie party

Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.

The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

let one rip

Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.

Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004