Blue Cawdrey's definitions

Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.

Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Sheep Dip

Type of low priced, high alchohol drink see Idiot broth.

He took another huge mouthfull from his can of sheepdip and seconds later redecorated the room with a huge technicolor yawn

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

wings

Though of little or no use aerodynamically, sometimes female sanitary products are advertised as having 'wings'.

Tracy: Shar' have you tried those new towels with the wing's

Sharon: Yeh, never again tho', I opened the package and they all flew out, took me forever to catch one!

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Dog locked

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

good for moral it lowers it

UK: Heard in military training camps when explaining to lower ranks why a difficult or unpleasnt task has to be carried out.

Recruit: ...but Sarge, why do we have to crawl through that muddy ditch?

Sergeant: Because its good for moral son, IT LOWERS IT!

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004