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During the Falkland war the English troops nicknamed the members of the local population 'Bennys' after a character from the English soap Crossroads, famous for his wooly hat and limited intelligence.
This was considered politically uncorrect and the solders were ordered to stop and that the population were not Bennys.
Henceforth the Falkland Islanders were refered to by the solders as 'Not Bennys'
This was considered politically uncorrect and the solders were ordered to stop and that the population were not Bennys.
Henceforth the Falkland Islanders were refered to by the solders as 'Not Bennys'
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.
It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.
Chaz: So 'you going to buy that Capri from Honest Johns?
'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.
'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
(L)user, my computers mother-board will not work since I overclocked it.
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.
Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:
Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.
Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.
Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:
Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.
Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.
Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.
It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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