Blue Cawdrey's definitions

intercap

A way of writing familar to computer programmers. Some high level computer languages do not understand spaces. Sometimes the underscore is used as a substitution or alternetivly Intercapping is used to join words.
This sometimes filters through to mainstream use in written communication.

startPsuedocode:

Rem Underscoring
var_one random_Number = (1*16);

Rem InterCapping
varOne randomNumber = (1*16);

EOF

Intercapping
UsedInNormalCommunication
Also
DefiesTheMostAdvancedSpellcheckers.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Let the moths out

Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.

Come on Scrooge are you going to let the moths out.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

on the rocks

When a marriage is going to run aground like a boat on a foggy reef..

Shaz's marriage was on the rocks due to her insensitivity to her husbands foot odor and halitosis.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

squady

Low ranking member of the British army, equivilent to the American word grunt.

Lock up your daughters, the squaddies are in town tognight!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

High wee

High wee's: Game played by male schoolkids mostly in the school toilet.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.

Johny: Hey mommy guess what?

Mommy: What Johny?

Johny: I won at high wee's today.

Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....

Yes dear.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.

He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004