Blue Cawdrey's definitions

Get your finger out

A way to tell a slacker to hurry up.

Probally implies that the person has their finger in their bunghole or is sat on their finger.

1. If you do not get your finger out you will miss your train.

2. If you do not get your finger out and finish this job the boss will be furious.

3. If you do not get your finger out and apologize she is going to leave you.

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

on the rocks

When a marriage is going to run aground like a boat on a foggy reef..

Shaz's marriage was on the rocks due to her insensitivity to her husbands foot odor and halitosis.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Let the moths out

Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.

Come on Scrooge are you going to let the moths out.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

intercap

A way of writing familar to computer programmers. Some high level computer languages do not understand spaces. Sometimes the underscore is used as a substitution or alternetivly Intercapping is used to join words.
This sometimes filters through to mainstream use in written communication.

startPsuedocode:

Rem Underscoring
var_one random_Number = (1*16);

Rem InterCapping
varOne randomNumber = (1*16);

EOF

Intercapping
UsedInNormalCommunication
Also
DefiesTheMostAdvancedSpellcheckers.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004