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woofter

Willie woofter, longer version.
Ryhming slang, poofter or gay.
The gay bar was full of willie woofters.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Lager Voucher

UK: Derogative term describing fortnightly British social security cheque paid to the unemployed.
Lets go and cash the lager voucher and get pissed.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
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Cassock lifter

Clergyman from any number of different Christian sects who introduce young alterboys and choirboys to the mysterious inner working of the church by the secret ceremony of the lifting of the cassock.
Choirboy: The Reverend has asked me to stay behind and help him to find some coins that fell off the collection plate and rolled under the alter.

Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Gold Watch

Origin London England: Bronchial discharge coughed up by a smoker usually on awakening.
He had been smoking 30 a day for over 20 years and as usually shortly after waking he coughed up a big shiny gold watch.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Flavour of the month

Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.
Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.

Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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goner

UK: Somebody who is going to or has died, also used in an ireverent way to defuse a situation through humor.
1) Parachutist's reserve chute fails, 'he's a goner for sure'.

2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.

3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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