Blue Cawdrey's definitions

Cludge

A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.

Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Snotter

UK: Semi liquid detrious found in the nasal cavity of humans and other mammals often younger ones.

Mrs Snoddgrass realised that placing Johny at the back of the class was not going to work out either when she noticed him casually picking snotters from his nose and flicking them at the back of his classmates heads.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Dog locked

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

wings

Though of little or no use aerodynamically, sometimes female sanitary products are advertised as having 'wings'.

Tracy: Shar' have you tried those new towels with the wing's

Sharon: Yeh, never again tho', I opened the package and they all flew out, took me forever to catch one!

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

let one rip

Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.

Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004