Blue Cawdrey's definitions

God spot

UK: Sunday evening between 5-7pm many television channels show relgeous programs, this is known as the God Spot.

There's nothing on the tele, lets go for a beer while the God spots on.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

shit itself

Technical term for frequent computer behaviour when running Microsoft Operating Systems, often accompanied by a blue screen or memory dump. Will often happen just before saving work or towards the end of a large download.
Usually remedied by liberal application of the three fingered salute.

Crap on crap! the MS box has shit itself again.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Wank mag

A magazine with mainly sexual content pictures and stories used when stimulating the wanking gland.

Him: Dammit the vicar saw my wank mags.
Her: You should not have left them out on the coffee table.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Treeware

Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.

Print out the treeware and we can send it via snail mail.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Gutter shag

Tobacco reclaimed from discarded cigarete butts.

The bag lady shuffled along looking for butt ends to top up her tin of gutter shag

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell

He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Snowball in hell

No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale

That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004