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A motor accident in which the lead car has another car piled up on top of it from the rear, the result of a tailgater being unable to stop in time through being too close.
Resembles one car mounting another.
Resembles one car mounting another.
Witness: A kid ran out in the road and the lead car had to stop real fast, the car behind was unable to stop in time and really car fucked him.
Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.
2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
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An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.
A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.
A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
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Probally implies that the person has their finger in their bunghole or is sat on their finger.
Probally implies that the person has their finger in their bunghole or is sat on their finger.
1. If you do not get your finger out you will miss your train.
2. If you do not get your finger out and finish this job the boss will be furious.
3. If you do not get your finger out and apologize she is going to leave you.
2. If you do not get your finger out and finish this job the boss will be furious.
3. If you do not get your finger out and apologize she is going to leave you.
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
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by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.
Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!
Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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