10 definitions by Bliff Blaffington
Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).
Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.
by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009
I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012
when you or a buddy farts and the smell completely reaches all four corners of a room, making everyone in the room disgusted yet slightly impressed.
That guy is gonna have four corners farts if he keeps knocking down those hot dogs with sauerkraut and stadium mustard
by Bliff Blaffington April 3, 2009
by Bliff Blaffington July 4, 2012
1) agitated Vagina, like when a chick gets sand up there. 2) When a chick cuts off her man, she is agitated and turns off her vag to her man. 3) When a chick fails to keep up with maintaining that thing and veggies start growing in there because of the filth. I.E. Vegitation + Vag.
That chick should have worn shorts instead of a thong to the beach, because it wont be long before Vagitation sets in.
by Bliff Blaffington May 12, 2009
Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."
by Bliff Blaffington March 7, 2013
The payback when someone on "Contestant's Row" outbids the person before them by one dollar and makes it up to the main stage.
Drew: "Chris bids 500 dollars for the diamond necklace, and Diane what is your bid?" Diane: "$501." Diane then gets on stage and blows the chance at winning a great prize, due to her cheap and dirty tactics. That is Price is Right Karma.
by Bliff Blaffington January 14, 2010