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Mitt Romney

To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.
When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.
by Bliff Blaffington July 6, 2012
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Price is Right Karma

The payback when someone on "Contestant's Row" outbids the person before them by one dollar and makes it up to the main stage.
Drew: "Chris bids 500 dollars for the diamond necklace, and Diane what is your bid?" Diane: "$501." Diane then gets on stage and blows the chance at winning a great prize, due to her cheap and dirty tactics. That is Price is Right Karma.
by Bliff Blaffington January 14, 2010
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Vagitation

1) agitated Vagina, like when a chick gets sand up there. 2) When a chick cuts off her man, she is agitated and turns off her vag to her man. 3) When a chick fails to keep up with maintaining that thing and veggies start growing in there because of the filth. I.E. Vegitation + Vag.
That chick should have worn shorts instead of a thong to the beach, because it wont be long before Vagitation sets in.
by Bliff Blaffington May 12, 2009
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Showcase the Salami

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012
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Four Corners Fart

when you or a buddy farts and the smell completely reaches all four corners of a room, making everyone in the room disgusted yet slightly impressed.
That guy is gonna have four corners farts if he keeps knocking down those hot dogs with sauerkraut and stadium mustard
by Bliff Blaffington April 3, 2009
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Brobamamance

Those who obsess over Obama's every single move. This is in reference to those republican fellows who can't get Obama out of their head and have nothing better to do than bash him, even though they are madly in love with him. Kind of like when a boy has a crush on a girl but pulls her pigtails to make their friends think they don't like her.
Man, Dave sure can't stop talking about President Obama not delivering the goods in only 1 year as commander in chief. I think he has a Brobamamance.
by Bliff Blaffington January 6, 2010
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Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).
Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.
by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009
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