22 definitions by Blaine

What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)
Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.
by Blaine March 10, 2004
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1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!
by Blaine April 4, 2003
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When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.
Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.
by Blaine November 4, 2021
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A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
"but I'm slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"

"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"

"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"

"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"

"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
by Blaine January 2, 2005
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When you impale someone's severed head on your erect cock, and spin it. This is also known as beetlejuicing.
Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! BEETLE JUIIIIICE!
by Blaine April 4, 2003
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Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.
I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!
by Blaine June 16, 2005
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Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.
I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!
by Blaine May 25, 2005
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