Billy BullSchitter's definitions

Fuck Ewe

A female sheep, the name “Ewe” (a noun) is generally used to indicate a mature female sheep and fuck (used as a verb) to indicate sexual intercourse.

Bobby: “I have no date for this weekend and I really need to fuck a girl”.

Bubba: “Well fuck ewe then, the barn is full of a bunch of new female sheep.”

by Billy BullSchitter August 1, 2016

Slap Ewe

To hit a female sheep with your hand.

Jane: What are you going to do if that sheep causes you a problem?

Bubba: I will Slap Ewe then!

by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016

Asteroids

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"

Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”

by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017

Twat

What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).

Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.

by Billy BullSchitter March 30, 2017

take the banana

The term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. You know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. That is it... take the banana.

But dad, why do I have to do it, son, just take the banana shut up and do as I say do.

by Billy BullSchitter July 15, 2017

up yours

“Up yours” is a multi-word consisting of the adverb “up”, which generally indicates the direction looking away from earth toward the sky and “yours” is a possessive pronoun used to show possession or belonging to a person.

Tom: Say baby, you want to go out on a date this weekend we could have some fun.
Suzie: No Tom, I do not like you, you have a huge beer gut, I do not date men like you.
Tom: up yours bitch!

by Billy BullSchitter August 1, 2016

Chit

The incorrect pronunciation of the word “shit” often heard in the black community and/or said by a redneck or a “Good old Boy” from the south. (United States)

Willy: Chit man, you almost ran over my ass.
Tyron: Who gives a chit!

Tyron: Yo, man you stepped in some dog chit.

by Billy BullSchitter August 5, 2016