Bill's definitions

scratter

To call someone a 'scratter' is a serious insult. this type of individul is known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain today. Usually known for their scuzzyness and chav like dress wear. These simple folks unusual vocabulary normal consist of quotes like

- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"

and

- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"

homeless, smackheads, chavs ect.

by bill September 2, 2004

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

by Bill June 18, 2006

zorch

The skin that is contained in the crotchular area of an individual, be it male or female. It starts at the pubic bone and reaches the anus with a small epidermal portion of the legs surrounding it on the left and right.

Oye, my zorch is killing me dear. It's quite chapped and raw.

Fucking crap man, I've got a housing project for crabs being built in my zorch right now. Im'a hafta get a bottle of that Rid shit and douse my junk in it.

You can fucking lick out my zorch, ya bitch!

by Bill February 14, 2004