32 definitions by Big J

a Kritik that owns you
"Yeah, they ran global-local. It owned us."
by Big J November 6, 2003
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What im slowly destroying
odds are 3:2 that i'll die from cirrhosis of the liver
by Big J November 15, 2004
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the act of surgery on someones head with intentions of making them severely retarded. ex. HANNIBAL
the mad scientist did a labotomy on his patient. The patient just drooled and stared into space since
by Big J January 24, 2005
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1920's big-city term when mobsters refered to their tommy guns as "pianos" Al Capones and Bugs Morans gangs went to the mattresses with their chicago pianos.
old lady: what do you gentlemen have in those cases, violins?
mobster: no ma'am their our pianos, and we get paid well for playing them
by Big J February 3, 2005
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A soul-less individual whose only purpose in life is to play dirty tricks and pranks on unsuspecting victims. Little is known about him or his origins, other than the fact that he bears a resemblance to the dancing guy in the six flags commercials.
Dude,my coke tastes like a diet coke.

And my diet tastes like a regular!

Hey, what the fuck, that guy in the corner is laughing like he's actually enjoying this, what a fucking Trickster.
by Big J January 9, 2005
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Talons as in Black Talons, one of the most infamous types of hollow point ammunition.
As in 50-Cent's "In Da Hood":

Now homie, you better get to know me better
Before you be bleedin' pints of blood into Iceberg sweater
When the talons come flyin' up out the beretta
by Big J March 9, 2004
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