8 definitions by Big Hugh Jardon

DonkeyPalooza

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.

So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.

I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Paki loomer

A middle eastern rug merchant (derogatory).

He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Dot Not Feathers

Dot Not Feathers is a description that differentiates between the two "Indian" possibilities. "Dot" refers to the Indian that comes from India (the word "dot" refers to the forehead festoonery that represents the third eye in the Hindu Religion). The word "Feathers" is descriptive of the American Indian who use feathers to accessorize their cranium.

The Indians (dot not feathers) are good businessmen - they own a lot of motels. On the other hand the Indians (feathers not dot) are even better businessmen, they own casinos where the dots gamble.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

Klystron 9

Any machine or device that is totally useless but sounds important solely based on it's name.

An overly complex and imaginary device that pretends to have the ability to predict weather.

The name, Klystron 9, was stolen from a cheap science fiction novel from the 1950's. In that novel Klystron 9 was a planet in the Holloway Galaxy and was inhabited by the Ruechels.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Arby's

Giant piss flaps.

Arby's is slang for "roast beef". Roast beef being defined as over sized labia.

Usage: Yeah, she's cute but she's got a bad case of Arby's.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Trim That Kitty

To shave the pussy. Usually used as a derogatory demand.

I first heard the term in a strip club in Atlanta. The dancer had a massive bush that made her look like she had Chewbacca in a headlock. A drunk redneck sitting in front of the stage was startled when he looked up and saw the giant overgrown patch. He hollered out, "Whoa, trim that kitty".

by Big Hugh Jardon May 31, 2009