Definitions by Big Chimper

scraper 

Marquette University Freshmen who don't know how to give head so they scrape their teeth on your dick.

I went out with a scraper last night and my schlong is raw and bleeding today.

scraper by Big Chimper November 26, 2006

Goods 

A great nickname for your twig & berries.

Slow down this fucking golf cart! My goods are bouncing all over the place!

Goods by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Chimpwad 

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

Chimpwad by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

flop 

The first three board cards dealt in Texas Hold 'em poker. This is the only true definition.

The flop was a rainbow: 3d, 4c, 9s

flop by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

river

The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker.

I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.

river by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

horsey 

A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.

Do the Horsey!

horsey by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Juice Box 

A person who carries the characteristics of both a Douchebag and a Toolbox.

Check it out, that Juice Box just chimped all over his Celine Dion CD collection.

Juice Box by Big Chimper July 15, 2003