23 definitions by Biddy

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005

Arsenal

Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better

Arsene Wenger's got a cheeky smile. Everyone knows he's a paedophile

by Biddy March 12, 2005

heat magazine

A cool celebrity magazine. I buy it every week!

Woman on advert: Excuse me, where is your copy of heat magazine?

Magazine seller: Sorry, we're all out

Woman: I see

*woman then procedes to run at man, with a road cone*

by Biddy July 4, 2005

Reese Witherspoon

A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.

Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness

by Biddy July 4, 2005

Jesus Ham

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

by Biddy March 12, 2005

San Antonio Spurs

The best team in the NBA by far.

The San Antonio Spurs beat the shit out of the New York Knicks and the LA Lakers

by Biddy July 15, 2005

itunes

A stupid ass music downloading programme run by Apple in order to get songs onto your iPod. At 79p per track, it would cost me around £3950 to fill my iPod.

79p per track? Fuck that.

by Biddy July 16, 2005