Ben Dover's definitions

Jasel Guillot

A more advance version of faggot,gaylord,your mum gay, trash combacks

Damn dude that's a jasel guillot definitely look how gay he walk's

by Ben Dover August 29, 2018

Lord Of The Rings

a pretty damn good movie which i agree is another nerd cliche but for only freaks, theres a line between liking this movie a lot, and being a damn nerd about it and collecting every little toy and knowing the whole damn crew of the movie

dont know what to put here so fuck it!

by Ben Dover December 20, 2003

bible bitch

a strict follower of the bible even when it contradicts common sense, a closed-minded person who will only do what god tells them or what was written thousands of years ago in the bible.

If jesus told me blow up the world, I would do it because I am a bible bitch

by Ben Dover March 3, 2004

Goofy teeth

Martin Barker

Teeth hangin down to his nuts

by Ben Dover July 17, 2003

PhantasyStarOnline

More addicting that crack, and a place for ugly teenagers to masturbate.

No girl's like me in my real life Ill buy this game and talk shit.And hit on girls and say Im a model, but in real I couldnt get laid in a morgue.

by Ben Dover August 11, 2003

pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.

Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!

by Ben Dover April 27, 2004

BM

"butt mess" - need i say more?

EEGADS-Someone didn't flush their BM at the Mall restroom!!!!!!

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003