Ben Dover's definitions

truncheon

a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?

by ben dover July 4, 2004

donovan mcnabb

the best football player. the other guy ryan leaf is just another rush limbough ( cant spell his racist name)he donates a lot of his money to charity and on christmas dresses like santa clause and help sick kids

danovan mcnabb just threw 4 touchdowns with an broken ankle

by ben dover July 17, 2004

Cherochaun

Half Cherokee Indian and Half Leprechaun that plays with his shillelagh wants to play with Pocahantas.Originates from Chief Sitting Shillelagh located in Southern Virginia,may be mistaken for an Arab.

Between 6'2 and 6'8 black hair,mark of the beast in middle of forehead,or red dot has protruding nose and unibrow.When intoxicated head may hang low.

by Ben Dover August 5, 2004

cupcake

to hold hands in the shape of a cupcake.

jason was cupcakin with a slumper named tessa

by ben dover September 27, 2004

Townie

Well, lets start with the obvious shall we, a townie is from the TOWN. they have rules to which they must adhere at all times to avoid being 'fuckin' batad' by their 'cru'. contrary to popular belief, townies to do not favour buying cheap, tacky fake jewellery or 'bling' at argos, as this would be far to expensive. instead they head to the local market where they use their natural townie or chav instincts to search out and obtain the biggest knuckle duster they can find. Whilst 'daan da markit' they may also spy a rather fetching 'trackie' possibly of neon colouring and fake branding (ie. nuke, adidat etc) they will purchase this outfit and wear it, trousers being tucked into their socks. Those amongst them who dare to be different (heaven forbid) may wear, along with said tracksuit bottoms, a jacket embroidered with the words 'boston', 'babe' etc. The females of this species (origins are uncertain, although scientists are doing research) will wear their hair scraped back on their heads. It is also very likely they will have used the contents of Boots’ stock room of hairspray so not one lump or bump is visible. The males will not have this problem as they have no hair, simply a shaved head and a cap placed carefully at 90 degrees to their empty heads. (they must also have a black eye so as to gain the respec of their ‘posse’) Finally, if you are unable to spot a townie, hang around a group of mopeds and soon enough, their owners (being townies) will saunter bak, wankered on cheap cider but pretending (cuz they’re hard) that they’re sober. They will spot you and start walking over (the distinctive ‘i’ve got a shit trying to escape from my back passage’ walk) claiming they’re gonna ‘fuckin batta ya’ if you don’t move away from they’re “expensive transportation”. This is your clue to laugh and then floor them if they piss you off a bit. Or if you’re just a bit bored.

example = any loser who can't understand words with more than one syllable.

by ben dover September 29, 2004

Ben Dover

The actor/director of fine gonzo style pornography orginating from the UK. Ben charms real housewives to appear in his video and have their bottoms shagged.

"Ben Dover for Ben Dover"

by Ben Dover May 13, 2005

f4fsouljah

i am a cock smocking hacker. i like to suck the biggest dick which i can find (no not u Page yours is to small) and i cheat online and i lie and i suck and i cant diol and i 101/25000 and i am gay and i yer..

omg omg omg wuddup i cant diol, i can only 101/25000 online and i like to cheat on GA CS DM cuz im real cool and i like to lie.

by Ben Dover December 8, 2004