Definitions by BeardedFatass
chickenshit
"I'll have the 10-piece chickenshit value meal."
"Would you like to super-size?"
"Will my chickenshit also be super-sized?"
"No, only the fries and drink. The chickenshit will remain the same size."
"Oh, I guess not then."
"What kind of sauce would you like with your chickenshit?"
"Does it matter?"
"Would you like to super-size?"
"Will my chickenshit also be super-sized?"
"No, only the fries and drink. The chickenshit will remain the same size."
"Oh, I guess not then."
"What kind of sauce would you like with your chickenshit?"
"Does it matter?"
chickenshit by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004
MC Hammer
(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)
I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?
MC Hammer by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004
froot
(n) brightly-colored chemical sweetners used to simulate fruit but legally forbidden by the FDA to be labeled as such
(adj) flavored with froot
(adj) flavored with froot
froot by BeardedFatass April 5, 2004
KABOOM
KABOOM by BeardedFatass April 2, 2004
weapon of ass destruction
(n) a dirty bomb
weapon of ass destruction by BeardedFatass February 3, 2004
McFart
(n) a very lethal expulsion of gas through the anus, characterized by being extremely warm and quiet, and is often used to strip paint
(v) {-ed,-ing} to let a McFart
(v) {-ed,-ing} to let a McFart
McDonald's makes me McFart.
McFart by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004