BeardedFatass's definitions

!!

slightly more shocking than ! but not quite as shocking as !!!

Exclamation points always seem to come in ones and threes!!

by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004

McFart

(n) a very lethal expulsion of gas through the anus, characterized by being extremely warm and quiet, and is often used to strip paint

(v) {-ed,-ing} to let a McFart

McDonald's makes me McFart.

by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004

chenderson

(n) the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis

After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

whoomp

1. (n)(obs.) the place where it is
2. (n) the place where it was

Has anyone seen Tag Team lately? Whoomp! They're gone! (Perhaps they're hanging out with 95 South.)

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004

96

(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks

After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

Mc-

(prefix) 1. related to a McDonald's restaurant, especially the food
2. mediocre or inferior in quality
3. generic

Usage: Append before nouns, verbs, adjectives, or adverbs; the M and the first letter of the original word should be capitalized with no spaces or hyphens

"This burger McSucks. I don't know why I keep buying these. They're making me McFat, and I know I'll have to McShit in a half hour."

"I got the McCrabs from that McHooker."

"Dang! This McRental doesn't even have a CD player!"

by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004